Twilight: For Guys!! (Director's Cut)

In an alternate universe where most guys would probably give their right nut to live, there exists this Twilight film which is two and half hours of girls making out with each other to save themselves from a certain death.

Free Beats - The Director's Cut!

Remember when Obama was elected president? It seems like another lifetime, people were so pumped they took to the streets to make videos like this, where all people get along and hug. Now, we're all just full of hate.

Awesometown Theme Song (Extended Cut)

Hey yo, it's the extended cut of The Lonely Island's opening credits to Awesometown. It might not be a brand new song, but it's still pretty frikkin' funny. Why not dance and sing along at home! Go on, no one's looking.

Hair Cut Time

When your friends are this funny and cool who needs enemies? You snooze you lose!

Vagina Cut out

CUT and PASTE by chickymicky - music video

I dig it.

"Satisfaction" Director's Cut Benny Benassi

Boy Meets World: Directors Cut

See what REALLY went on in this boy's world

The making of a baby cake

After this was done...would you dare to stick a knife into it to slice it up?

Cut your disgusting hair!

Going to need a chainsaw to get that stuff un-grossed

Bud Light's banned commercial "Who Cut The Cheese"

This isn't even that offensive, and yet they couldn't air it. Lame.

Hockey player Richard Zednik gets his throat cut in a game

Thankfully he got it all stitched up in time, but damn, he's a lucky, lucky man.

The MacGyver hair salon

Get your hair cut here and you never know what you'll walk out with

Just how did this guy do the "saw a man in half trick"?

Everyone's talking about this magician's feat, and we want to know how it's done!

Polly Pocket playset, complete with knife

Looks like prisoners have been making toys, and one of them lost his shank!

Farmer stuck in a machine; cuts own arm off to survive

Without a second thought, this farmer uses a little pocket knife to saw off his arm and survive. That's just insane.

Barber shop becomes a wrestling ring for one unlucky customer

Getting a haircut has never been so wild!

Amazing magic trick that's sure to impress

You've all seen the cutting someone in half trick, but never like this!

Nice haircut.

That poor animal!

At the barber, in Iraq

You get a nice breeze along with your shave and haircut!