Never raise your hands to your kids.
March 13, 2014
It leaves your groin unprotected.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Will it crush?
Arnie's posted his very own 'Will it crush?' video on YouTube, chortling away as he drives over birthday cakes, bubble wrap, a piano and a Microsoft Zune in a tank.
Pull My Finger…
It doesn’t matter if it’s your pet, you, your girlfriend, or even a chimney, farting is intrinsically hilarious and this humorous video featuring guffing gas flares proves it. But behind the flatulence lies not a late night curry but a serious message about fracking. You'll still lol though.
If The Legend of Zelda Had Cops
Smashing all those pots and going around with a deadly weapon while you're still a child? All it takes is one cop and the whole Zelda franchise would be game over.
Japan’s Teeny Hard Rock Band
Only in Japan would they have a cutesy teen metal band, Babymetal, who are an unholy mix of Industrial rock riffs & thunderous rhythms with the bubble-gum, schoolgirl sensibilities of J-Pop—kind of terrifying & fascinating.
How to Pick a Lock With Hairpins
Most of us have only come into contact with lock-picking from watching movies, but you never know when you might get kidnapped by terrorists and have to pick the lock of the compound they lock you up in—for times like that, you'll be glad you watched this video.
Jurassic Park Cat Raptor
If you thought velociraptors were scary, they're nothing compared to giant cats who'd treat us mere humans like a flaccid dead mouse they'd just dragged in from the back yard.
This is Why Everyone Should Get a Dog
Kids harassing you about getting a puppy? Then maybe you should give into them—why? Because this video is why. Dogs are so much better than humans, because they’ll give you unconditional love, no questions.
Getting caught staring at a plunging neckline or curvaceous booty is one thing, but if someone manages to immortalise your indiscretion, you may end up being laughed at on the internets. The shame!
It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!
Despicable Me 2 (CENSORED!)
If there's one thing every kids movie needs, it's a hilarious unnecessarily censored version with bleeps and pixelation in all the wrong (= right) places.
More Pushin' For The Cushion
It's never easy for a ovelry-sexed mutt to pick the right partner - This dog has been playing these cushions off against each other for months but they are just so into him that this isn't anything they can do about it.
Hilarious Viral Vines
Stupidity is everywhere, but not everybody records it, which is why Vine exists so all the hilarious stupidity of the world can be collated in one place for ease of consumption
Justin Bieber in Court...In a Nutshell
TMZ has put together a highlight reel of Bieber's 4 1/2 hour deposition hearing, where the litte shit is being sued for allegedly ordering his bodyguard to beat up a member of the paparazzi.
IED in First Person POV
Scary stuff in this video that where a US Marine captured rare footage via his helmet-cam of an IED going off beneath his feet—and he managed to survive.
2D Images into Amazing 3D GIFs
By adding two enchanted lines made off unicorn dust, it creates internet magic on your screen and these images appear as if they’re 3D! Well, not quite. your brain is tricked into thinking it’s a 3D scene.
The Worf of Starfleet
Everyone's favorite Klingon warrior gets the Scorsese treatment in this trailer parody that should be a hit with Trekkies, film fans and generally anyone who's conscious and has an internet connection.
Prepare For Your Heart to Be Broken
"Maddie" is the new commercial from Chevrolet which will have you weeping salt tears as a young woman says goodbye to her best friend, a Golden Retriever named Maddie. The ad then highlights their time together, all the way back to when they first met.
Fun At The Beach
Summer (remember that?) means hanging out at the beach all day long (if you are lucky enough not to have a real job) and taking in the totaly funny eye candy of everyday people going about their, sometimes, weird, buisness.
Design Your Own Pizza
We all like our pizzas in different ways —well, Pizza Hut have come up with a way to make ordering more simple, with this interactive table that allows customers to build their own dish exactly how they like it.