Don't knock masturbation...
December 11, 2013
it's sex with someone you love.
The 10 little white lies of Christmas
Christmas (and the run up to it) is always a time when you 'might' just want to be a little bit liberal with the truth in order for things to operate smoothly on the big day. Sometimes this can be a rather difficult pill to swallow.
Crow Tobogganing on a Mayonnaise Lid
Unable to afford a real toboggan because of the recession, Jimmy the Crow uses his resourcefulness to still enjoy the cold weather.
Epic Wedding Ceremony Battle
A torrent of deadly nunchuck assassins come from nowhere, and that’s just the beginning before Batman and Iron Man show up to put their two cents in. Till death do us part indeed.
Get NAKED: Four Seasons Condoms
Try before you buy is an adage most shoppers like to follow, but there are certain products you might not do that with, like condoms for instance
How Texting Will Ruin Your Life
So, just what are the guidelines for texting someone after a date? Who knows, but College Humor shows how ridiculous they can be.
Dump The Big Six
People are fed up with The Big Six energy companies’ profiteering—it’s time for an alternative: Ecotricity is the ethical energy option and with pricing independent of the fossil fuel market they’ll utilise energy bills to create a Green Britain. #DumpTheBigSix
One Man Dances Like Nobody’s Watching
God knows what got into him, but when Living On A Prayer comes on at a baseball match, it’s like a switch flicks in his brain and he’s off… embarrassment be damned!
Bedroom Flying Like A BOSS!
Here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence? Don't be so sceptical, next thing you'll be telling me Santa isn't real.
Highschool Prank Blunder
These idiots get their car destroyed after doing the weakest prank on a stranger i've ever seen. Always choose your victim wisely. Someone carrying an iron bar is probably not your first choice.
LEGO Blues Brothers
The famous shopping mall chase scene from Blues Brothers is filmic gold, and now you can watch that iconic clip reenacted in LEGO. Thank you, internet!
Sexy Little People
A small collection of small people, are they sexy? You be the judge. They have just as much right to express their sexuality as anyone else.
Burning Down The House
Here's something guaranteed to bring light & warmth into what probably is gonna be another cold and depressing festive season of gloom! - Happy Xmas :(
Are Emoticons the Future of Language?
Linguist Ben Zimmer explores the history of emoticons and writing ponders how the two might come together to create a new kind of language :)
Little Drummer Boy - Walk off the Earth (Feat. Doggies)
What more could you want from a holiday hit: dogs dressed up in festive gear playing musical instruments? Everyone wins with this.
People Are Awesome 2013
Yes, it seems that they are, at least the people in this video are, chances are if you walked out into the street right now and started talking to the first person you see, they might not be so awesome.
Grass Kart Racing - Crazy Speeds
It's time to realise how much your life sucks in comparison to these daredevilling badasses—at least we all know what we want for Christmas now.
A Tribute to Paul Walker
The internet pays its respects to the Fast & Furious star the only way it knows how: a montage mashup showing the star's magic moments from his time in the fast car franchise, in which his memory will live on. RIP Paul Walker.
Do you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL?
Flexible Smartphone, Minds Are Blown
You must feel so stupid with your flat, immovable smartphone, because LG have upped the game with their LG G Flex, a 6-inch handset with a curved body that contours to your face.