No man has a good enough memory...
March 30, 2017
to be a successful liar.
If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest
The latest Cracked's "Honest Ads" series, Roger Horton amusingly reveals the various underhand ways cell phone service providers try to gain your business.
Stop Looking at Your Phone
As a reflection of how ridiculous we all look staring at our phones at the dinner table, here is people doing the same thing but in the early 20th century. Back then the phones were more cumbersome, the accents posher.
Pranking a Phone Scammer
Fed up with random scammers calling him up telling him he has a virus on his computer, Nath Robinson decided to have some fun with them and fortunately he recorded the incident so we could all enjoy it. Something to try at home, maybe?
Turn Your Phone 90 Degrees
If people recording videos on their phone in portrait instead of landscape is a bugbear of yours, this video’s for you. With appropriate anger and violence it details how annoying and stupid it is.
Russell Brand’s Raunchy Phone Call
Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.
I Forgot My Phone
The modern ailment of the ever-present smartphone is addressed in Charlene deGuzman’s short film above, where no one can seem to enjoy anything any more because they’re too busy on their stupid phones.
Cell Phone Crashing at the Airport
Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.
ZOMBIE PHONE PRANK!
Gullible passersby get tricked into believing this guy's phone is possessed by a zombie ghost girl. The idiots.
PRANK: Ex Girlfriend Phone Call
So this guy is walking up to complete strangers and asking them to take a picture of him and his "girlfriend", but then his "ex girlfriend" rings him up on the phone and it all gets incredibly awkward, so what do you do as the stranger? Would you cover for him?
Facebook Phone - LEAKED PROMO!
The long-awaited Facebook phone has arrived to fairly OK reviews, camera's a bit shit though. So here the designers are taken to task about why the hell they designed it the way they did. Well, at least actors pretending to be the designers are, anyway.
Cell Phone Fighting
When two phones go to war, the internet wins. It's way less controversial than cockfights and cheaper too! have you priced cocks recently? They're kinda pricey. That's inflation for you though, I guess.
Hands-Free Video Phone Glasses
These glasses have six cameras with fish-eye lens. There’s three in the left and three in the right of the frames which combine pictures of you with a pre-rendered model of your face and send it to the recipient as a video. Get them.
Turn Off Your F#cking Phone!
People who leave their phones on in a movie theater are kind of annoying, but what this guy does is maybe taking things a little too far. No, this isn't a 4chan movie but instead this played before each film at Frightfest 2012 to remind people to turn off their phones.
Liam Neeson’s Threatening Phone Call
He does that seriously scary quote from his film “Taken” that, a fan of his asks him to record it as a voicemail greeting and being a decent chap, he obliges. Which just goes to show, not all celebs are assholes.
Obama Takes Girl's Phone in Dublin
Hilarious. Just imagine if you were the person on the receiving end of this phone call. You'd be all like "Hello?" and they'd say "Well hello, this is the president of the United States of America, how are you?" "Whoah".
Car Sound System vs. Phone Book
It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book. Who would win this powerful duel? And what fate would befall the world once the battle was over?
How To Build A Cell Phone Interceptor
Worried that your g/f is cheating on you, of course you are - With THIS you will be able to pick up cell phone calls within a 2 mile radius and will never wonder who your girlfriend has been calling again - Possibly the greatest nerdcore invention ever!
AWESOME Phone Symphony Chick!
You know when something is so uttertly ridiculous that it might also be the single coolest thing you've ever seen in your life? Well I think this girl might just break the internet with this vid. Seriously, how did he ever work out how to do that?
Chopsticks Played On Phone
This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.
How To Build A Cell Phone Interceptor
Worried that your gf is cheating on you, of course you are - With THIS you will be able to pick up cell phone calls within a 2 mile radius and will never wonder who your girlfriend has been calling again - This is possibly the greatest nerdcore invention ever!?