A husband is what's left of the lover...
December 05, 2013
after the nerve has been extracted.
Metaphors For Our Love
There's something about this poem this guy wrote for his ex that gives off a whiff of bitterness — maybe it's the way he calls her a shithead or maybe it's the jail time for her attempted murder.
DED Talk: A TED Talk For Zombies
This looks ‘dead’ good – Watch and take note on how to survive the “human apocalypse” in a special DED Talk presented by a zombie who has seen it all.
Smell-O-Vision For Your Smartphone
Coming soon to a smartphone near you, Japanese company Scentee will release an add-on device for smartphones that gives off the aroma of various smells, from a delicious dinner to the smell of gunpowder to enhance a gaming experience.
Walter White vs Emmy for Best Actor
If nothing else than for his performance in Ozymandius alone, Walter should win all the Emmys in the whole ceremony, even those categories where Breaking Bad isn't nominated or isn't even relevant to. But no, he has to suffer the indecency of being defeated by Harry Dunne.
Rappin' for Jesus (Hood Version)
That Rappin' for Jesus video with the pastor who can spit lyrics just got infinitely better by adding the beat from "Still D.R.E", making it the freshest track you'll hear in the next ten minutes or so.
It Gets Better (For Single People)
All the single people out there, don't be down just because the only thing you have to cuddle up to at night is your own loneliness, it gets better, the loneliness will eventually become your friend and, who knows, maybe even a lover.
Thank The Lord For Yoga Pants
If you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants practicing this sacred ritual. It'll guarantee that part of your body will reach a higher plane of existence!
Asking Guys For Sex (Social Experiment)
In this ’social experiment’ a rather pretty young lady sets out to compare and contrast how males and females respond differently to being asked outright if they want to have sex. You can hazard a good guess, at the outcome.
How To Install GTA V For FREE!
So who doesn’t want to download Grand Theft Auto V for free before its official release? Of course you do! And to do that, all you need to is to watch this video and save a heap of money and play the full game before everyone else.
10 Life Hacks For Summer
Summer's in full swing, the sun is out beating down on you, you can be assed to do anything because of the damned humidity, and that includes thinking—but don't worry, you don't have to think, the internet will do all that for you.
Trailer For New Season of Top Gear
New season of Top Gear and by the looks of this trailer it's going to involve more of the same, which for fans of the show, is good news as Hamster careers his car through a trailer, James May goes sailing, the Stig goes BMXing, and Jeremy drives...fast.
Bewbs For Everyone
Meet Asta Philpot, he runs a pr0n site, but he's not your average purveyor of adult material, for one he's in a wheelchair and secondly the site he runs is non-profit and uses the money to fund ethically-driven projects. Fap for charity.
Getting Away With Being Late For Work
According to a 2011 survey, 16% of workers report that they arrive late for work at least once per week. 27% confess to coming through the door behind schedule at least once a month. And our bosses appear to be even worse.
Hip, Hip, Hooray for Bar Refaeli!
The Israeli model is 28 years old and she's achieved so much already, so, so much -- if you needed reminding of just what that is, and there's no doubt that you do, then look no further than this incredible compilation.
Real Life Need for Speed
Stupidly insane. Looks like 'Lazy Boy' has been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what's a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. Let's just hope he doesn't go all GTA on us.
Arrested Development for Math Nerds
Are you a fan of Arrested Development? Are you a math nerd? Then welcome to your idea of heaven as the celebrated sitcom becomes a series of bar charts, graphs, and pie charts to satisfy the geek tendencies in us all.
I'd Vote For Them!
You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.
Dog Works For His Sausage Treat
You could say this is a little mean, but dogs need stimulation, and what better way to give them it then by putting a treat just out if reach of it on a table in front of it so it has to clamber away and it's tantalising close yet so far away.
Never Too Drunk for a Hard Beat
It's safe to say this guy is WASTED, staggering around looking like he's about to puke, but then just when it looks like he's hit the deck to pass out, the beat takes control and he's suddenly transformed and moving and shaking like the best of them.