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November 27, 2014
including this one.
How To Look Cute For Halloween
If you don't make an effort for the big night tonight, or are having a party at the weekend i suggest you watch our friends at YOMYOMF show you the dangerous side of trying to be cute and sexy on Halloween... But we like it so who cares.
Couple Try Sober Sex For First Time
Strangely, there is such a thing as having sex sober—yeah it sounds bizarre but it does happen. Allegedly. And this sketch shows a couple deciding to have sex sober, and what a big deal that is. Weirdoes.
Thumbs Up For Make Up
If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.
Help For Selfie Addicts in Your Life
If you know someone who just can't stop taking selfies or posting photos of their lunch to Instagram, then maybe they need to take a trip to Selfies Anonymous.
Epic Honest Trailer For Ghostbusters
Take a nostalgic trip back to the action movies of the 1980s when the lead actors in films could look like a bunch of scruffy nerds and nobody questioned it.
Honest Game Trailer for God of War
Take a trip back in time to Ancient Greece, as Kratos wages war on Ares to avenge the death of his family. He'll have to battle countless fiends, collect endless glowing orbs, and balance his way across way too many pitfalls. Oh and there's boobs.
Geebo: The Future Robots For Future Kids
It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!
It’s Time For The ‘Best of Web’
Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because you’ve been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Time to change all that then!
It's Time For A Bikini Party
There aint no party like a bikini party. Actually, that's a lie. Lingerie parties are fairly similar. This is all guesswork because I've never been invited to either. Shame really because I'd look pretty damn ravishing in a two piece.
How to Find a Bf/Gf (For Math Nerds)
Are you a math nerd? Do you have trouble meeting new people and finding a partner you can spend the rest of your life with? Then stop being a math nerd.
Riding a Sex Toy in Public for Charity
In the name of bringing awareness to the issue of female circumcision, these women take to the Sybian sex toy to shamelessly ride it in full public view. For charity, just for charity.
Man with Fear of Flying Flies for First Time
A guy's who's afraid of flying takes to the air for the first time with his friend who's a pilot—and his response is pretty amazing.
I'd Vote For Them!
You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.
Bikini Girl Gets Tasered For Charity
This woman came up with a novel way to raise money for a charity—by charging a group of men $100 each to watch her get tasered wearing a bikini.
Watch the Latest Trailer For Mario Kart 8
Mario Kart 8 is due out in May on the Wii U, which means say goodbye to lifelong friendships, but hello to endless hours laying waste to anyone who chooses to play you, along with new features like the anti-gravity ability. It's going to be the best ever.
Magic for Dogs
Ever wondered how a dog might react to a magic trick? Would they even give a shit? Well Finnish magician Jose Ahonen tested out how a mutt might respond by performing a "hidden-treat trick" on dogs and puppies—and their reactions to Ahonen's sleight of hand are hilarious.
More Pushin' For The Cushion
It's never easy for a ovelry-sexed mutt to pick the right partner - This dog has been playing these cushions off against each other for months but they are just so into him that this isn't anything they can do about it.
Prepare For Your Heart to Be Broken
"Maddie" is the new commercial from Chevrolet which will have you weeping salt tears as a young woman says goodbye to her best friend, a Golden Retriever named Maddie. The ad then highlights their time together, all the way back to when they first met.
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For
The first trailer’s out for the second film from Frank Miller’s noir comic series Sin City. Feel free to let out a squeak of delight. And the main take away is, Jessica Alba’s stripper is back! Hooray!