Kids born in 2000...
August 30, 2014
never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
Geebo: The Future Robots For Future Kids
It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!
It’s Time For The ‘Best of Web’
Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because you’ve been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Time to change all that then!
It's Time For A Bikini Party
There aint no party like a bikini party. Actually, that's a lie. Lingerie parties are fairly similar. This is all guesswork because I've never been invited to either. Shame really because I'd look pretty damn ravishing in a two piece.
How to Find a Bf/Gf (For Math Nerds)
Are you a math nerd? Do you have trouble meeting new people and finding a partner you can spend the rest of your life with? Then stop being a math nerd.
Riding a Sex Toy in Public for Charity
In the name of bringing awareness to the issue of female circumcision, these women take to the Sybian sex toy to shamelessly ride it in full public view. For charity, just for charity.
Man with Fear of Flying Flies for First Time
A guy's who's afraid of flying takes to the air for the first time with his friend who's a pilot—and his response is pretty amazing.
I'd Vote For Them!
You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.
Bikini Girl Gets Tasered For Charity
This woman came up with a novel way to raise money for a charity—by charging a group of men $100 each to watch her get tasered wearing a bikini.
Watch the Latest Trailer For Mario Kart 8
Mario Kart 8 is due out in May on the Wii U, which means say goodbye to lifelong friendships, but hello to endless hours laying waste to anyone who chooses to play you, along with new features like the anti-gravity ability. It's going to be the best ever.
Magic for Dogs
Ever wondered how a dog might react to a magic trick? Would they even give a shit? Well Finnish magician Jose Ahonen tested out how a mutt might respond by performing a "hidden-treat trick" on dogs and puppies—and their reactions to Ahonen's sleight of hand are hilarious.
More Pushin' For The Cushion
It's never easy for a ovelry-sexed mutt to pick the right partner - This dog has been playing these cushions off against each other for months but they are just so into him that this isn't anything they can do about it.
Prepare For Your Heart to Be Broken
"Maddie" is the new commercial from Chevrolet which will have you weeping salt tears as a young woman says goodbye to her best friend, a Golden Retriever named Maddie. The ad then highlights their time together, all the way back to when they first met.
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For
The first trailer’s out for the second film from Frank Miller’s noir comic series Sin City. Feel free to let out a squeak of delight. And the main take away is, Jessica Alba’s stripper is back! Hooray!
Dad Takes Son For Epic Drive
This is one way to ensure your kid isn't afraid of going fast when he's older, take him for a high-speed spin—and the kids reaction is super cute.
Fast And Furious - FOR REAL!
Forget about Vin Diesel and his cars, at least you get to see them. whoever is driving this car is the real deal. It looks like the POV car is basically stationary until you see the speed dial.
Dance Moves For Females in Clubs
You've witnessed quite a few of these moves being busted out on the dance floors of the world, from the Boob Pumping to the Jumping Fist Pump, whatever they are, they're still better than 99.9% of male dance moves.
Pro Tips for New Year Gym Members
For all those new year gym members, a tip: if you don't know how a machine works, just do something with a lot of enthusiasm, like this guy.
Christmas Cookies for Singles
Nothing tastes as good as loneliness, so don't be greedy and share some of that despondency with the rest of the world, via the medium of baking.
Metaphors For Our Love
There's something about this poem this guy wrote for his ex that gives off a whiff of bitterness — maybe it's the way he calls her a shithead or maybe it's the jail time for her attempted murder.