A teacher is someone...
June 19, 2013
who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Getting Away With Being Late For Work
According to a 2011 survey, 16% of workers report that they arrive late for work at least once per week. 27% confess to coming through the door behind schedule at least once a month. And our bosses appear to be even worse.
Hip, Hip, Hooray for Bar Refaeli!
The Israeli model is 28 years old and she's achieved so much already, so, so much -- if you needed reminding of just what that is, and there's no doubt that you do, then look no further than this incredible compilation.
Real Life Need for Speed
Stupidly insane. Looks like 'Lazy Boy' has been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what's a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. Let's just hope he doesn't go all GTA on us.
Arrested Development for Math Nerds
Are you a fan of Arrested Development? Are you a math nerd? Then welcome to your idea of heaven as the celebrated sitcom becomes a series of bar charts, graphs, and pie charts to satisfy the geek tendencies in us all.
I'd Vote For Them!
You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.
Dog Works For His Sausage Treat
You could say this is a little mean, but dogs need stimulation, and what better way to give them it then by putting a treat just out if reach of it on a table in front of it so it has to clamber away and it's tantalising close yet so far away.
Never Too Drunk for a Hard Beat
It's safe to say this guy is WASTED, staggering around looking like he's about to puke, but then just when it looks like he's hit the deck to pass out, the beat takes control and he's suddenly transformed and moving and shaking like the best of them.
Thank God For Females
They're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.
My Love For Jeebus!
You can take your love for the son of God a bit too far (or is that your grip on reality?) - I think it's fair to assume that most Christians are probably like this lady. Just kidding, not all Christians have cars. Seriously though.
On Your Knees For Jeebus
Lest we forget that Jesus was a mortal man just like the rest of us, and as a man he has carnal desires like we all do. And it seems this girl is getting the full force of those via his lusty fingers. The touch of Christ, indeed.
Not a Safe Haven for Zombies
It's reassuring to know that the Canadian parliament are staying on top of their game, dealing with the issues that matter and are close to people's hearts. We all dread the zombie invasion and ensuing zombie apocalypse, and Canada ain't going out like that.
Little Girl Goes Mad For Song
Little Amaya is peacefully in the land of slumber until she hears her favorite track (it's Gangnam Style *sigh*) and then it's time to kick off, flaying her arms and legs about like she's PSY himself. Wup. wup, wup, wup.
For Your Consideration: Anne Hathaway
It's award season and that means plenty of Hollywood stars clambering for an Oscar, but who will win this year? Well, Anne Hathaway practically demanded it be her with her performance in Les Miserables, but in case the Academy didn't get the message, here she is to remind them again.
Rejected Names for Race horses
Race horses have some funny names, all kinds of hilarities are conjured for them, but sometimes the odd name gets rejected--what, you might ask, could possibly get a race horse name rejected? Well, why don't you ask Anita Hanjaab that.
A Number 1 Hit For Sure
Once in a while a real classic tune comes along - If this fantastic song doesn't make it to number 1 in the charts then we have all failed. Get your self to the local record store and buy the gem immediately, maybe?
Drinking Games for Gamers
Wanna get your drink on while you get your game on? Now you can, thanks to Drinking Games For Gamers. All you need is some beers, some shots and a Wii U. Maybe some Alka Seltzer for the next morning too...
2012 : A Good Year for Extreme Sports
Been following what's been happening in the extreme sports industry this year? Well, in case you hadn't then take a look at this compilation and get up to speed before you get accosted by someone who asks you and you end up looking like a total fool.
Sexy Santa (Not For Kids)
As well as all the good cheer, the kindness to others and the sharing of presents, Christmas is also a time when hot babes dress up in skimpy Santa outfits. Watch this all the way to the end because you're in for a surprise!
Africa For Norway
Whatever you think you might know about Africa, we can all probably agree that it's pretty damn hot over in the subcontinent. While over in Norway it's pretty damn cold, so the Africans are looking deep into their hearts and are gifting their radiators to those poor, cold Scandinavians.