Winter brings on the ice cocks

Even mother nature is a pervert!

Kate Upton's Dating Tips

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Ms Upton reveals what she likes in a man and what it would take to get her out on a date -- humour, intelligence, wit, but there's nothing in there about lying on the sofa surrounded by beer cans playing CoD. Damn.

Ronald McDildo

I have not seen this on the menu here!

Playtime With Emi!

Meet Emi, she radiates something that makes all men feel warm inside - All she wants is someone to play with her! With an invitation like that i would expect the queue to indulge her request would be out the door and down the road - PICK ME!!!

World Cup Fever FAIL!

OUCH! He's going to be feeling this in the morning, if he ever wakes up from the coma and recovers from the brain damage! This sort of thing could spread fear and panic amongst the populace, next thing this guy'll be trying to catch a bullet.

This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

This segment of the Jimmy Kimmel show should have it's OWN show, it's hilarious and so simple. In fact, why not try this at home. Just scour the news and when it looks like they're saying f*ck or something then you have your unnecessary censorship.

Are you a Boy or a Girl?!?

Tired with having people question whether he was a boy or girl, this emo decided to troll the trolls. So he (she?) hot-footed it to Omegle to pretend to be a girl and the results are hilarity itself.

Unnecessary Censorship

Adding uncalled for censorship is awesome, bringing much needed humor into the dull news stories that fill up the broadcasts and dumb game shows that litter the TV schedules, it's the greatest idea in the history of civilisation! Possibly...LOL

Instant Karma's Going To Get You!

To be honest if i saw some bozo rambling on like a jokey then i would probably stand behind him making humping signals too but there is only one way its going to end - And it's NOT going to be pleasant - LOL

Erotica -Art - Koika - Masturbation