Permanent Nutface Gary

This poor guy, not only does he work for Burger King but his face froze when he was jerkin his McGerkin

More Pushin' For The Cushion

It's never easy for a ovelry-sexed mutt to pick the right partner - This dog has been playing these cushions off against each other for months but they are just so into him that this isn't anything they can do about it.

Downtown LA, Fashion District. Company orders sign, supposed to read "good guys fabric", but a letter got lost in translation.

Save yourself money with this quick battery tip

Bet you never knew those big 6V batteries were just a bunch of little batteries! Neither did I.

Lost and found funny pet signs

It’s always sad when your pet runs off, especially if he has giant balls or is a rodent masquerading as a cat. While we hope all the pets found their ways to safe homes, we’re pretty sure these people shouldn’t be in charge of anything that is alive and completely understand why they ran away.

Ueli Steck's Eiger North Face Ascent

Gruelling is a word that comes to mind when watching Ueli Steck's solo ascent of Eiger's north face in the Bernese Alps in Switzerland, completed in a speed-record breaking 2 hours and 47 minutes. It'd be worth it though, just so you could pull the Rocky pose at the top.

Bikini Car Wash Goes Bad

This video has it all- including a hilarious ending.

He-Man Dance Party

What do you get if you mix a goofy-as-hell LMFAO track with a bunch of re-cut scenes from the old He-Man cartoon? Internet gold, that’s what. This blows the “What’s Going On” recut out of the water.

Possum Death Spree Game

Your mission: Shoot anything that even remotely resembles a possum

Top 10 Most Violent Movie Theatre Attacks

Because a man at Comic-Con 2010 was stabbed a few days ago just for sitting too close to another man during a movie panel, (http://ow.ly/2gT2x ), here are the most violent incidents that have ever taken place in an establishment where people are supposed to be enjoying films. And you thought cell phones and babies were bad.