either call or grow some eyes

Kill Me Elmo

How creepy is this toy? The new Elmo book is threatening our children's lives!

Office Hawtness!

Can you imagine how good it would be to get arrested by a hot babe and then this happen? Granted the chances are pretty damn slim but there is always that one in a million. You've got to have something to hope for, so let's all go out and get arrested.

EROCK (aka Sexbagel) talks about Proposing Marriage to his Girl

Erock/Erik/Sexbagel/Hawk/whateveryouwanttocallhim gets on the air and describes how he proposed to his lovely fiance. He gets so emotional, that he begins to cry. Jim Norton thinks it's hysterical when grown men cry, so we made this video special for Jimmy.

Can't Get Enough Carmen

Awesome new webcam clip featuring the incredible Carmen. The epic one herself wants to show you just two of the many great reasons to visit her brand new site. And to think that this is but a small taste of what's to come.. WoW!

Perfect Goatee

Damn, i thought this was all about poor old Goatse. Why can't this guy pronounce goatee properly? You wouldn't get this device near my face, hell no! It looks like an instrument of pure torture!

Sucky Ride

The latest stupid mass-transit innovation

String

Just draw a line, and watch it get all spinny and pretty. Oh, I forgot step one; go get some drugs.

Hot webcam girl Cheryl "Hot girl dancing in sexy lingerie" amateur webcam video clip.

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Smash 2

Breaking bricks was never so much fun! Smash your way onto the high scores!