Well-read Pidgeon

Future bird tour guide?

Take a spin on the redneck carnival ride

Looks....fun...I guess - but I'll stick with theme parks thank you very much

Perfect Stomach

This hot chick breaks the mold when it comes to tummy perfection

Every Presentation EVER

Presentations are incredibly dull at the best of times and at the worst of times, you're willing the end of the world just so you don't have to listen to it any more. If you've suffered through one or more, you'll know they all follow this boring formula.

College Babes

These two girls don't leave anything to the imagination

This guy's either going to get REALLY high, or he's going to die from smoke inhalation

Emo Scene Girls

Are they Emo, or are they Scene girls, it's so confusing. Girls with weird hair, girls with piercings and girls who take high angle photos for their social networking profiles. They're all here and they're all looking as cute as hell.

Beach Babe Butt-Tastic

If you go down to the sea today you're in for a BIG surprise! They aren't teddy bears, but i reckon these fine examples of the female form are far more cuddly - just try not to get any butt sand in your mouth as you worship these wonders of nature!

Look How Dat Boy Mind Me!

This canine looks like one of those creatures from Ghostbusters that possess Rick Moranis. Nasty. But this guy knows how to mind him, this is man and dog living together in unison, playing with a ball and shitting on the beach.

Delicious Gummi Bears

Gummi bears are pretty damn tasty, but I think if I actually WAS one I'd have to draw the line somewhere and chewing through your own delicious, fruit flavored leg seems as good a place as any to draw it...