Gettin a pissy tasting drink

Looks...delicious?

Drunk Monkeys

These monkeys can't stay away from the booze and get all liquored up. Crazy monkeys!

Banana Coke!

New delicious flavor bound to put a smile on your monkey

Monkey is so thirsty he drinks his own piss

Looks...tasty?

Monkey like a finger

This cute little primate hugs and grips on to your finger so tight that it pulls your heartstrings and you wish you could take it home with you.

Chimp 'Adopts' Tiger Cubs

A chimpanzee has taken on the role of adoptive parent to two male tiger cubs in a Florida animal park.

Monkey guardian

Long-tailed macaque was discovered in the forest preserves and ginger kitten.

Monkey Madness

This is a restaurant, called Kayabuki, in Utsunomiya, Japan. Now in some restaurants you might get the waiters and waitresses dressed up in strange or amusing clothes to create an atmosphere, but here they've got a monkey dressed up like a doll. The. Horror.

Chimp Attacks Cop Car

You've heard of a boy named Sue, well this is a chimp named Sue, and it's attacking a squad car. Maybe because it's a boy chimp and it's angry at its stupid name. Or maybe that cop gave it a ticket and it's exacting its pant-hooting revenge.

Monkey made a series of self portraits

During his visit to Indonesia, the British photographer David Slater, went with a guide to one of the local national parks. In the jungle, Slater met a group of black macaques, which with he spent three days. Animals did not show any aggression, and one of the monkeys was very “advanced”. Interested in his reflection in the lens cameras, which Slater set on a tripod, a monkey grabbed the camera and took a few self-portraits

Monkey cowboys are riding on dogs in a rodeo show

Tim "Wild Thang" Lepard and his team of Capuchin monkeys entertain the crowd, chasing on horseback in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.In rodeo people are usually surprised when the collie, saddled monkeys Capuchin chase a herd of sheep on a truck.

Drink Responsibly.

Drive-Thru Ownage

These idiot kids think they have the upper hand at the drive-thru window. Boy, are they wrong.

Ear Shot Glass Holder

Strech out your earlobe, make it useful!

Insane Quarters Player

This guy is incredible at quarters. Bet he can hustle parties no problem!

don't drink and spell

don't drink

Don't drink and fly

Drink Milk

This is a great way to instill fear into your family!

Angry Chimp Attacks Cop Car!

You've heard of a boy named Sue, well this is a chimp named Sue, and it's attacking a squad car. Maybe because it's a boy chimp and it's angry at its stupid name. Or maybe that cop gave it a ticket and it's exacting its pant-hooting revenge. WTF?

Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt

A bunch of wild monkeys invade this couples car and when the girl attempts to push one away the monkey pulls down her shirt and runs off.

Hey, get behind me and play with my ass!

Those silly apes!

Monkey riding a minibike

Just like it says. And yes, I know..it's awesome.

Monkey Riding Mini Bike

Silly orangutan

That monkey is having a crazy day!

Monkey thinks it's a person!

Nice outfit, primate!

Go Bananas

Steveo's gone to the apes now

Damn monkeys always messing stuff up

"Quit monkeying around!" has never been so true

Sumo Wrestler takes on an Orangutan

Man versus giant monkey, who will win?

Tila, A Monkey, And 3 Birds