Who's F*cking: Josh and Debra

In The Onion's new satirical series, they look at a couple's relationship and discuss with them when they first starting making the beast with two backs. Happily, crudeness ensues.

Stupid Tomato Stunt

For tomatos to make it onto TV, they need to do some crazy stuff!

Britney looking Ugly

She looks like a fat sobbing whore in this photo. Nasty.

Finally, A Drinking Mans Bar

BOOM! Headshot - OMFG!

When you see a man being shot in the head simultaneously with two airsoft BB guns at close range, what is the last thing you expect to come out of his mouth? Yup, you guessed it. It's a reference to the whereabouts of his testicles! WTF!?

Luckiest Snowboarder Ever

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose & sometimes fate smiles. The chances of this happening have to be so slim. Just look at his face when he realizes he's just cheated death. Final destination will get you my friend.

Airborn

Alana "Rip Curl Girl" Blanchard

Pass me my board doooood because I need to hide something, it's not just the surf that's up! Forget Patrick Swayze in Point Break, this is the sort of surfer I want to see more of, she's gnarly! I'd like to go ride her on the waves...

Perfect Blonde

Dancing on Treadmill to Uptown Funk

Choreographer Carson Dean puts is all to shame with his cardio dance routine performance on a treadmill to "Uptown Funk."