Granny Bash Bingo

Welcome to Granny Bash Bingo!

The Bingo Machine is revolting against its grey-haired oppressors. Can you help Granny bash this Bingo Hall brute into submission?

Use your arrow keys to move Granny left and right. Press the space bar to swing her bag and attempt to deflect the Bingo Machine's projectiles right back at it.

If you hit the machine enough times, it will explode only to be replaced by a smaller, faster and deadlier equivalent. How long can you help Granny survive?

Hardcore Granny

PARKOUR GRANNY

Dave Granny Raver

Oh man this is one sure fire way to get totally shamed out by your granny. Take her to the local metal festival and let her loose, if she has more fun than you then you lose!!!!

Great Grandma Gets Tazed

The older they are the funnier it is when they get 100,000 volts up the batty.

Upside-down Grind

This is a great move...grinding upside down!

Watch out, granny is coming after ya

Did you steal one of her fresh pies?

granny rolling doobies

granny likes to rock out

Mashing up with Granny Teller

She gets down with her bad self and rocks out old-school!

Swearing Granny

I wish she was my grandmother!

Hello? Hello?

What she thinks is a vibrating phone sure isn't!

Window Granny

Here's an old lady who has completely lost her mind

Machine Gun Granny

Stay the hell away from my toodles, lady!

Flexible Granny