Have You Seen Him?

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

Extreme Uphill Racing - KEWL!

Hop in, strap in tight and hold the f*ck on as you go for a spin in this LeMans Series road rocket. I can't even imagine the kind of rush this ride would be, Awesome!

Isaiah Mustafa Kills It With The Ladies

The Old Spice Messiah just needs to talk to turn chicks into drooling damsels - The female radio host has literally dropped to her knees & begged him to be his slave during an interview - Just imagine having that much power in your voice.

Lindsey Lohan, the crackhead

Tons of her being skanky, as you would expect

The Awesome Lamborghini Aventador

This car defines KEWL, as sleek, smooth and beautiful as the female form. Nearly. But if life was like a car advert we'd all be driving around in strange lands avoiding explosions and giant monoliths rising from the earth. Sadly, it isn't.

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Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

Missed

What would have been a cool trick is ruined as we learn this dog has vision problems

The Best Of Friends

If you think about it, girls spend a lot of time being intimate in each other's company, telling secrets, trying on clothes, checking out their bods. It's no wonder that sometimes they go a little bit further. There really IS a god!

Pink Paradise Paris - Striptease & Table Dance

Pink Paradise Paris - Striptease & Table Dance