Thug 4 Life......FAIL!

Well, or until mom gets home at least. Because when she sees what this badman's done to her nice new ceiling, she's going to cut off his johnson and feed it to the ducks. She's going to be so angry, he'll see who the real badass is when mom gets angry.

Extreme German Shopping Chicks

If I get to the last pack of cereal before that innocent looking woman I'll think twice before taking it after watching this. I never knew women got so angry about material goods, or maybe I'll get tooled up and tell them to bring it on!

Learn more than you wanted about solar storms

The solar system is a dangerous place, for serious

Carmen Gives The 'Come On'

Get ready for an asset-tassel-tastic time, that stalwart of the nouveau-burlesque scene look mighty fine on Carmen here. My only qualm is they should be smaller, much much smaller. In fact, just take 'em off. AWESOME!

I guess Michael Douglas is more of a Nintendo man.

Handkerchief Of Power

Always listen to your mom's advice and carry one around in your pocket - It could cum in useful :)That must be some kind of super knot.

AWESOME Seven Layer Dip Fight - WTF!?!

Sometimes things can become strained in a relationship, like when one of you doesn't appreciate the selection of dips you've been served. And in those situations it's imperative you both act like adults. Adults that are in a kung-fu movie.

Harry Potter and the X-Rated Trailer

Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie!

Fun With Fire

Everyone loves playing with fire, especially these two guys.

This satan is scary in a different way.