Top 8 Priests Arrested for Something Other Than Banging Kids

It's unfair and downright inaccurate to say that all Priests do is touch kids.. they also do other terrible, weird and horribly unlawful things. So, from masturbating in front of police to stalking late night show host Conan O'Brien, here are the top 8 weirdest, most shocking and downright WTF actions of priests in recent times.

Passive aggressive car alarm notes

“Brick/rock through your windshield” is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I’d give them creative causticity.

Drunken People Crossing

Don't hit them, they might feel it!

Brendan Fairclough Launching Over A Canyon

Pretend you have the balls of professional mountain biker Brendan Fairclough as he makes his final run through an insane canyon course with this POV GoPro video.

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit!

Are you tired of your friends and family being ashamed of being seen with you and your Obama bumper stickers after you realize the "Change" is worse than you ever expected? You need the Obama BS Removal Kit!

Marissa Millertime

Marissa is a girl who has got some very big career assets - She's a Vctoria Secrets girl & a Sports Illustrated model

WikiLeaks Cables: Abridged

Missed all those Julian Assange WikiLeaks cable releases? Too busy watching hot chicks and cat videos like most of the internet? Then fear not, here it is summed up neatly in 3 minutes, which should fit your attention span perfectly.

First impression of the new dancing elmo Live doll

Just watch him go, what a party animal!

crack head

God listens....

To Slayer!