Why Pulling the Fire Alarm at the Gas Station is a Bad Idea

I had no idea this is how the system works at gas stations. This'll probably make you think twice before smoking a cigarette while filling your tank next time you're at the pump.

Pump Fire

That'll teach her to open and close her door like the sign says not to

Fire Danger is Low

No really?

Dude fills a can with gas and lights it..and his hair

He's about to win an award for being the moron of the month

Don't by gas from this ass!

It's a billboard that is causing a whole lot of controversy!

Huge fart lit on fire also start's his friend's sweater on fire

Exploding gas is dangerous, stay away!

Stopping in to fill up at...hell

Pure concentrated evil pumping right into your tank

Guys try to cut a car in half but forget about the gas tank

They should have remembered to empty that thing

Fire Ants + Human Face = Pain!

Why stop at your face, why not get your friends to cut open your skull with an old butter knife and put the ants directly on your brain. This man doesn't know the meaning of the word regret as his face swells into a bulbous mess. Dickwad.

BMW vs Gas Pump

It appears the BMW won the epic battle

Leaping over a fire goes painfully wrong

Watch out for all those flames...they hurt.

Stranded in the woods with only a condom? You can make fire with it!

Thank god you had your rubber with you.

Gas = Shoot Yourself?

I don't know what this warning means, but that looks like a gun to the head in the 2nd pic.

Pouring the Gas

Someone needs to stop being lazy and turn his car around

Prepared

She's ready for what's coming

She's so hot, the bedroom started on fire

Can't touch that without burning yourself

Stayin Warm

Not the best way to keep your house warm, but eh, whatever works.

Jake Johannsen on Burning River of Fire

Jake Johannsen has finally solved America's illegal immigration problem.

Ember's On Fire

Ember by name, a burning hot fiery goddess of babedom by nature. She's so smoking my eyes go all squinty when I look at her videos, like I'm staring at the flaming sun or something. it's a sensual-squinty-tastic-treat!

Car Catches Fire Behind News Anchor

Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.

Wheels On Fire - WTF!?!

Setting fire to your bike tires and riding round a parking garage might look freaking cool, but unless you've got a flame retardant gusset and a few mates on standby with fire extinguishers it could prove hazardous to your health.

Fire protection is their game

Don't show people your offices though...they might not buy your product!

Gas tops $5.00 per gallon in some places

Time to start thinking about mass transit, or that scooter you've always wanted to cruise around on!

The sign on the other side just says "K THX"

This sign makes quite a bit of sense

Mega TV's On Fire (and so is Kylie)

WOW! Is that the new 42" super-surround mega TV from Sony launched last month in the background & i swear the cool lamp in the corner is on special at Ikea this month? This video practically has it all, oh yeah, & and there's also a chick called Kylie.

What happens when two drunks want wood for their fire?

Hilarious antics, that's what!

Fire from a Coke can

Just remember this if you're stuck in the wilderness with only a candy bar and a can of Coca-Cola

Las Vegas condos burst into burning hot fire

Apparently the blaze from this housing project was so hot, they couldn't get any closer to it!

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