I Want One Of These For Xmas

So supple, I want one. In fact I'm going to put it down on my Xmas list as the only thing I want from Santa is Monica, I could lose days playing with a toy like this. I hope my gf doesn't mind me asking for it, maybe she would like to play as well?

Happy Marriage

Maybe he married her for the money

Mascots: When Things Go Wrong

Pity the poor mascot, all it's trying to do is entertain the crowds, but there's just something about them that makes them so much more amusing when things go wrong - plus they're always much funnier when they're falling over.

That dog's looking to take a leg off!

Drunk St. Paul

Some Drunk guy who calls himself St Paul and thinks he's an angel of god.

Chillz Story

The story of a saxaphone player called Chillz.

Couldn't get this as carry on

At least it got there in one piece!

Cheryl Cole in 47 Seconds

The nation’s sweetheart and first Geordie to ever leave Newcastle, she’s now so famous you can’t get out of bed without bumping into one of her many clones that roam the British countryside looking for an angry fix.

These ducks want it their way

Most ducks are content to eat stale bread thrown to them by old men at parks, but these five are particularly snobbish.

Cute Chick Newspaper Prank

Pranks ALWAYS seem better when played on a cute chick - Well, the girl who owns this room has a real surprise when she gets home.. LOL