1 Guy. 1 Taser. 1 Keyboard Cat

Remember Keyboard Cat? He was king of the internets about 2 years ago. Well, isn't it time he was brought back? And what better way to introduce him again than for him to play off this epic self-tasing attempt FAIL!

Keyboard Cat - The Toy!

If your first thought wasn't "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

She better start working out!

Now that is just gross. Majorly gross.

Amy Winehouse's interview gets a little...gross

Wait and watch until 28 seconds. You'll see. Nasty.

Smoking Hot Ember

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with and never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

Fight Club - Fear The Keyboard

In Silicon Valley, no one can hear you scream…as your fellow IT worker from Yahoo thumps you in the neck with a swinging aggressive fist. Who knew that a bunch of geeks decided to deal with the existential angst of modern office life like this!?

Delicious Worms

Not what the owner hoped to find after opening his treat

Smoking Kills

This is so wrong, but you can’t help laughing at it.

Smoking Baby OMFG!

A 2-year-old baby smoking - And you know what, I bet you never looked this cool when smoking. Christ, look at him, it makes me want to smoke a pack of 20 right now. Somebody give him a bottle of Wild Turkey and let’s get this goddamn party started.

9th grade whore struts her stuff on Maury

She's gross, somewhat of a hillbilly, and covered in hickeys. That's just nasty.

Abortion Surgery - Gross

You need a strong stomach for this crap

AWESOME Keyboard Cat Redux!

The mighty Keyboard Cat, gone but not forgotten. Anything even featuring his name is bound to be awesomely epic in many, many ways. And this guy really emanates the marvelous cat well. He is truly a great actor. Perhaps the greatest.

The gross body building contest

These are not attractive men.

No Skin Horses

You can see right through them!

Rubber Man

This guy can stretch his skin and dislocate arms and fingers. reaky!!

Keyboard Cat Vs Helen Hunt

This is probably keyboard cats most impressive outing to date. Congrats to whoever made it.

Homeless man found with maggot covered leg

He's been without a shower for so long maggots made his leg their new home. Gross Video !!

Super Mario Keyboard Cat

Mario gets pwned so hard that Keyboard cat goes 8bit to play him off!

Rocky 7

He just keeps fighting and fighting

Keyboard Cat Vs. The Shining

The loveable feline goes all scary and plays some terrifying chords!

Quitting Smoking Is BAD For Your Health - WTF!?!

It's true, while you are thinking about your next cigarette fix you are putting yourself in EXTREME danger - If you think this is bad, i hear recovering meth addicts get mauled by savage bears - OMG!

Kitchen Princess

This was named Kitchen Princess, but wow, that's an ugly princess.

Identity Crisis Man

Someone please help him!

The million mouse invasion

How would you like to open your door and have a million mice come pouring out

Hot cam girl Sandie "Smoking fetish in red dress" amateur video clip.

Hot cam girl Sandie videos. "Smoking fetish in red dress" amateur webcam video clip.

Avril Lavigne IS Still Smoking

She's definitely hawt and also annoying, but she looks good in these photos and not too much like a jumped up emo teen, which was always my main cause of hate!

Smoking the Bong

This is a weird animation with a cat and some dude smoking the bong.

Smoking Snake2008-10-24

Puss filled zit popped and spurtin

Totally disgusting way to get rid of a pimple. Nasty!

Clean the damn house!

How people can live like this is completely beyond me