I'm Fat And Nobody Likes Me!

I wouldn't say he's fat, that's being a bit harsh on yourself, but he has got ginger hair. That's something he should definitely be worrying about. Maybe he can write another track called I'm Ginger, Somebody Shoot Me. LOL.

Crappy Parking

Maybe they confused the pedals

2nd aBum fan sign. Keep them coming ladies. :)

8800 Penny Payback Time!

Being powerless at the hands of the local authourity can be a real pain in the ass - BUT - If some douche bags impound your car then you need a way to get some sweet payback and this is how one guy does it. Just take them 8800 pennies to count out! - EXTREME LOLage!

Fanatic Fatty Football FAIL!

Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? The subtle difference here is that he is slightly porky. If the internet has managed to show us one thing over the years it's that fat people falling over is very, VERY funny.

Hoola Spotted Outside the Amazon!!!

They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.

Flexible Blonde Babe

It's time to get up close and personal with a very VERY flexible chick. Scientists were amazed by her bendability they even put put her in an MRI machine to see exactly what happens to her, siiiiiiick!

Blonde Chick's Spider Scare Prank

The thing about being pranked by a hot blonde girl is you just can't stay mad at her too long for exploiting your deepest phobias and making you shriek like Little Miss Muffet. The other thing is that ALL blondes know this.

Hawt Google SMS Chick

I knew google was massive but i didnt know it had gone this far. Be careful what you ask for becasue it might just come true.

B-Boy Accidentally Kicks Kid

It's a dance battle. You had to expect there would be some casualties. War is hell, get used to it kid. Nice cardboard by the way.