How I Feel Towards Women

The inner workings of a woman's mind are one of the great mysteries on the planet, akin to crop circles and where all the missing socks go. But if there's one thing to live by, it's that flowers and chocolates will always make up for the bad thing.

How Hollywood Says “I Love You”

Nothing says I love you like a montage of romantic moments from movies down the ages, as stars both real and animated get all mushy-eyed and start spouting the sort of fluff that no one actually says in real life.

How To Wash A Cat

This is some sound advice, getting a cat dosed up on catnip's a great start. But be warned, if the cat wants to claw the flesh from your face, then it will do. And just ignore those guttural cries of anguish, that's just to get attention.

How To Scare The Sh#t Out Of A Cat!

Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.

How to Fix a Plasma TV

When your plasma TV decides to start not working and spoiling your vegetating on the couch all evening then there's only one thing to do: hit it! And if that doesn't work grab a baseball bat and start threatening it with that. That'll learn it!

How To Dubstep Like a Parrot

Ain't nobody who can dance like this parrot when it comes to moving yourself to some dubstep, he just slays it, bopping his head out, ducking and twisting to the beats and bass. You think you are, but you ain't ready for this. Parrots 1 - Humans 0

How to nap at work

Today is a great time to use this method of sleeping on the job. Be a long week, so take note.

Guess how old is this girl

American Annette Larkins is incredibly youthful, slender lines and wrinkle on the face, actually has 70 years, but according to her appearance could never conclude.

How the KKK Got Beat by One Black Guy

A heart-warming tale this one, by a former member of the Ku Klux Klan who just happened to be their leader. Yeah, exactly. But then he became a born again Christian. Here he tells a story about how the Klan got pwnd.

How to be Jenny Marbles

The well-oiled chef from My Drunk Kitchen pays tribute to the queen of the internet, after she'd paid tribute to her. Ah, it's just one big slap on the back. But for those who did want to pretend to be Ms Marbles here's how a breakdown of how it's done.

How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended

The "How It Should Have Ended" series take a poke around the plot holes of Return of the Jedi, like why rebuild the Death Star with a massive weakness that the rebels can exploit? And other such inconsistencies.

How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

How Not to Catch a Giant Spider

This can only be in Australia where horrible overgrown beasts like this exist. So if you do come across a spider the size of a dinner plate don't approach it with caution like this guy, fly at like a enraged ninja with a broom or spade.

How To Keep A Girlfriend

Treat them mean - keep them keen. I think NOT! She certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

How They Felt

There's no greater love then a love between a man and a... puppet? Ewwww! That seems to be what's going on here. But you know, what goes on between consenting humans and Muppets is really none of anyone's business but theirs.

How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train

If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i'm sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?

How Many People In The Hole?

Hippies, hipsters, festival freaks, whoever they are they just keep on coming out of the opening in the ground. it's enough to boggle the mind. Just how many people are there in this hole?

How to eat lika a dog - by little boy

Boy teaches his puppy how to eat. :)

How to Tell How Pretty a Woman Is

It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.

How Not To Remove A Wall

A tenant in a tenement tries to make an unauthorized renovation, removing a wall in his apartment. He ends up removing a wall for the whole apartment.Home improvement suddenly got interesting.

How Girls Watch TV

No one demonstrates better how strange the habits of the fairer sex are whist watching Tv than our lovely 'guide-to' girl Jenna Marbles. The problem i have here is that whilst being totaly stereotyped, it really hits the mark. Funny girlz.

How to Prank a Hotel Maid

Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she'll need therapy. They may act like they hate it but it's better than finding a turd in the bath tub.

How Not To Kiss

Your first Frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts from a master(?) and make sure you don't screw it up. Although come to think of it, he does look kinda gay.

How To Stop A Nightmare

This video is so cute that you may find yourself vomiting up rainbows. You have been warned. Even if you don't like cats you are highly likely to find yourself stifling an "Awwwww" or two while watching this.

How To Quit Jobs You Don't Have

Just because Peter Butterman doesn't actually work for these companies, that isn't going to stop him from quitting working for them. The results are hilarious, Peter should be awarded a medal for services to lulz. Or a job.

How To Boat

BirGirPall gets in his boat and takes to the skies to pwn some newbs from unexpected angles. Campers with a spawn beacon on top of a building? Times to kick their asses from the deck of your badass boat.

How To Wake Up A Sleeping Kid

Coming out of a dead sleep normally leaves you wondering what the hell is going on, but this kid can still play the air drums better than you. Just look at his face, he's absolutely loving it when it kicks in.

He's full of drugs!

... But they were telling the truth about how awesome drugs are!

How to Ruin a Body Shot

It's difficult to know what to feel more upset about with this video. The fact that a perfectly decent table has been ruined, or the fact that a perfectly good body shot has been ruined. At least the chick is cute i guess?