Total 'Dream Girlfriend' Material!

There IS such a thing as perfection - Not only will this girl get her friends together for wild parties with you, she is absolutely stunning. It's a rare combination of pretty face, ample assets, a perky butt and a commitment to please her man. Perfect!

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

total spaz

TOTAL Sweeties!

Prepare to start salivating and enter the 'OM NOM NOM' zone, i can guarantee that every possible desire will be satiated, every wish will cum true, every appetite will be totally quenched - Oh yeah, there are also some cute chicks here as well !

TOTAL Parenting FAIL!

Kids are the easiest of targets for pranks because let's face it; they're dumb. However funny this prank might be it pales into insignificance compared to how funny this video will be when his dad posts it on his son's Facebook page.

Total Nerdcore-Tastic !

Not sure why it is, but chicks wearing glasses (& very little else) kinda do it for me ! Her name is 'Countess' and i reckon she would treat you like royalty if ever you found your way into her bedroom - As close to total nerdcore as it gets !

TOTAL Dedication To The Cause!

Some people have to take it to the extremes, don't they! Solving a Rubix cube whilst sky diving in a blow up rubber dingy must be a bitch of a way to solve the puzzle - Don't forget to pill the cord you smug bastard!

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while. Pwnd.

Inception Trailer Re-Dub

BRAHHHMMM!!!! BRAHHHMMMMMMMM!!!! If you've seen Inception you'll know that music. It's basically how they evoke every piece of dramatic tension in a movie that takes itself waaaay too seriously. BRAHHMMMMMM!

Inception Animals

It's not just human beings who can get spooked by the intricacies of dreams within dreams balancing atop the fragile, swaying matchstick house of human whimsy. No, those poor animals get freaked to. Won't somebody please think of the kittens!

Inception Ending EXTENDED!

Are we dreaming, or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality. Open your eyes look up to the skies and see! Is that Leonardo DiCaprio, or is this just The Departed? Cogito ergo sum.

Total Blackout Game

Now THIS is a gameshow i'd watch! The idea is to smell something then name what it is, all in total darkness. All sounds fairly reasonable right? Well that is until one of those things is a sweaty mans ass. Epic.

Total Senior Portrait FAIL!

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!

Total Body Transformations

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these body alterations posible. Respect

This Is TOTAL Dedication To The Cause - WTF!?!

Some people have to take it to the extremes, don't they! Solving a Rubix cube whilst sky diving in a blow up rubber dingy must be a bitch of a way to solve the puzzle - Don't forget to pill the cord you smug bastard!

Total Hottie FAIL!

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

total lightweight.

Total Dream Girlfriend!

There is such a this as perfection - Not only will this girl get her friends together for wild parties with you, she is absolutely stunning. It's a rare combination of pretty face, great bewbs and perky butt and a commitment to please her man. Perfect!

Total Roid Woman

This total roid woman will crush you!

Fart Girl - TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

Awesome Eclipse Of The Heart

The Dan Band give a slightly lame song an awesome sweartastic overhaul.

Total Voluptuous Villain Babes

A stunning compilation of the foundry babe and they look mighty hot in this video. Luckily they have left the minging ones out of this to save us, awesome!

Total Voluptuous Villain Babes

A stunning compilation of the foundry babe and they look mighty hot in this video. Luckily they have left the minging ones out of this to save us, awesome!

Total Chick Nerdcore-Tastic !

Not sure what it is, but chicks wearing glasses (& very little else) kinda do it for me ! Her name is 'Countess' and i reckon she would treat you like royalty if ever you found your way into her bedroom - As close to total nerdcore as it gets !

Total Insanity!

How insane is INSANE? Where does funny stop and madness begin? Some of this you will have seen before but i guarantee there will be something new for you and almost every clip on here is totally off the Richter scale of madness - WTF!?!

Total Recall : The Musical

I can't wait for this production to hit Broadway, it's going to be a sensation. Forget that silly Spider-Man musical that U2 are behind, this is where it's at. I think someone should make a musical of the film Hostel. A nice, family-friendly musical.

Total Recall: The Musical

I can' wait for this production to hit Broadway, it's going to be a sensation. Forget that silly Spider-Man musical that U2 are behind, this is where it's at. I think someone should make a musical of the film Hostel. A nice, family-friendly musical.

Total Bitch Fight Carnage

This bitch fight is from the game 'Dead Fantasy 2' and it's just about as intense and non stop as you could possibly get - If you had a choice of watching just one bitch fight in your life i would suggest you try this one - OMG !

How Inception Should Have Ended

This would've made for a much more interesting ending, instead of the mildly depressing/irritating did he/didn't he slap in the audience's face that was in the original. Or maybe Leo's entered our collective dreams and...whev!