Chris Crocker @ Britney Spears BLACKOUT release

Chris Crocker is Damaged!

Chris Crocker in a Blender

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SEXY STAR

Britney shakes her ta-tas for all to see

First she goes crazy, now she poses nude for the camera. Oh well, the more boobs the better!

Kid caught singing Britney Spears

His mom was real mean to tape him and scare the crap out of him. Hilarious!

Britney Spears attempts a stage return

She's back on stage, and looking GOOD!

britney spears Stop the War

Stop The War - Britney Spears

Crazy Britney

Wow, she's really gone off the deep end

It's the horny Britney montage

Remember those days when she was a sexy fiend? I do. This is a good reminder!

The "True" story behind Britney's VMA performance

Some people out there are apparently convinced that her terrible performance was the result of clothing malfunctions. Yeah, right. Judge for yourself, I guess.

Britney Spears ast biggest, gayest fan

I bet Britney is just ecstatic about having such a committed fan!

Britney performs at the VMAs; crowd holds back their vomit

You almost have to feel sorry for her and this trainwreck of a performance. Wow.

Britney Is A Prostitute

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

Britney Spears

Man, she is looking hot. Not.

Kevin Federline is a Loser

He's so attractive and has such amazing musical skills. I can totally see why everyone loves him.

Kevin Federline CD

This is the back of Federline's new CD. There really isn't much more to say.

Britneys Career

I'd rather have it say 'Kevin Federline'

Britney Spears little sister sex tape?

A frightening look into the future for Britney's little sister.

K-Fed Music Video

He's really terrible at what he does, and after tons and tons of post processing, he still sounds bad!

Britney Dumps K-Fed

Good for her, now she just needs to work on getting hot again. K-Fed didn't seem to know what hit him!

Britney looking Ugly

She looks like a fat sobbing whore in this photo. Nasty.

Britney Spears crashes the car

Britney Spears pulled a hit and run yesterday when she banged into a parked car as she was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store. After she hit the parked station wagon with her Mercedes, she screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" She then inspected the damage on her car and ended up leaving the scene without checking out the other car or even leaving a note for the owner. Because that's what you do when you're rich and spoiled and have the IQ of a monkey. Besides, when you're as sexy and classy as Britney Spears, who cares about poor ugly people and their ugly cars? They're all just jealous anyway

Britney, Lohan, and Paris

This probably explains why Britney and Lohan are turning into drunk coked up whores

Britney and Paris

Brit has decided to clean up her image by hanging out with Paris Hilton. Good call.

Bald Britney

Why do all stars go completely insane? Wow. Bet the barber saved the hair and is selling it on Ebay.

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Britney Spears - Lifetime Face Morph

Take a look at Britney transforming over the years from baby-faced newbie to crazed baldy and beyond as the years of showbiz and early success take their toll. Hopefully soon she'll have an amazing comeback in a Taratino movie.

Segregated School

This kid ain't popular

Britney Spears – Circus

Hang on just one cotton-picking minute, this doesn’t look like Britney. It looks more like a horror show. Unless Britney’s decided to lose her marbles again and wrap herself in cured meats while parading around on all fours?