Managing Your Fixed Assets

In this variable climate it's always a good idea to keep your eyes fixed on anything beneficial for your portfolio. The market goes up & down producing some very interesting curves that always need constant hands-on attention.

Must Be Stimulating

Because that's never going to fit up inside of her!

Human Bowling!

Human bowling is just like normal bowling only if normal bowling was epic as f*ck—and if it isn't included in the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea, then shame on us all.

Ironman vs Bridget Jones FTW!

It's the fight we've all been waiting for - Call it revenge for sitting through all those countless terrible 'rom-coms' with your girlfriend where you just wanted Hugh Grant to get his face pummeled - Well now your dreams have come true, it's just a shame there is no decapitation!

Good Halloween Costumes

Girl Goes Crazy Over Pizza

We all love our pizza, and we all hate waiting for stuff, but jeez, no need to throw a complete strop out because it's taking a bit longer than usual. Maybe all that junk food is making her tetchy, she should try bean curd and salad instead.

Muslamic Ray Guns – The EDL Anthem

Now there’s nothing wrong with a rainbow society that celebrates the varied cultures of this multifarious earth that we all inhabit. But the line has to be drawn at Muslamic ray guns.

Cop Can Skate Better Than You

And the award for coolest cop in the world goes too... sheriff Dwight Miley, not only does he start by asking these skaters "How long you bitches been out here?!", but he then tops that off with jumping on a board himself.

McCain's Brain

Oh believe me, first time I saw Gov. Palin, my eyeballs about popped out of my head... I dont blame him one bit

Monday Morning Dump

Another glorious Monday morning & another glorious gallery of whatever-the-hell weirdness that the internet had to offer over the weekend. All the best images have been skimmed off the top & are here for your perusal.