Twitter, Much?

I never really understood the whole point of Twitter until I saw some of these Tweet-ettes. All you need to do to really get the most out of this social networking platform is follow some luscious ladies who like to flaunt their feathers.

Condor at Hockey Game FAIL!

It's probably not the best idea to take a bird of prey to a hockey game, they're not really used to walking around on the ice -- eating small mammals and gouging out people's eyes, that's their remit, so any small dogs in the audience better beware.

Sleeping Dog Has Very Creepy Snore

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

Awesome Teen Shakes Her Booty

Give me an hour with this girl and i would be a happy man for the rest of my life.

Which is why nude beaches are only a good idea over there, too.

Huge Russian hockey team brawl results in 378 penalty minutes

They're lucky nobody was killed in that huge fight!

TSwift Fanvideo

Taylor Swift's track "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" gets a rather disturbing parody, as Overly Attached Girlfriend lives up to her meme name and sends fear into the hearts of men the whole internet over. Be very, VERY afraid!

Intern Pat Duffy Gets a Prostate Exam live on air

Intern Pat Duffy, who is known for his 'baby bird' and brushing his teeth with dog poo, volunteers for a more practical bit...an in-studio prostate exam! Everyone should make sure their prostate is healthy, especially interns of this fine program. Just watch his horrid expression as his stinker gets tinkered with.

Caught Staring

Guys stare at women. it's what they do. Especially when the women are wearing as little as these ones are. Regardless nobody wants to be unsubtle enough to get caught staring like all of these lecherous gentlemen.

It used to be 'thin layer of shit' but then they got more cattle.