Female Train Conductor Leaves Mic On

US Marine Screws Iraq girl

How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train

If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i'm sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?

Teen Daredevil Narrowly Misses Train

This idiot in Australia dashes across railroad tracks and just misses getting hit by a speeding train. Don't attempt this at home -- it can only be done in a train station, by a complete moron.

Idiot Plays with Train

This is what you call dicing with death. A few more seconds and this guys wouldn't been squished onto the front of this rocketing train like a fly on windscreen. Skill? Luck:? Idiocy? idiocy......Maybe.

Cheesy marine corps commercial

How they ever thought this would boost recruitment numbers is beyond me

Train Surfin: Indian Stylee

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a limb. These guys don't seem to care about little thing like safety though, treating this giant machine as a surfboard that they can hang off, skid along the ground clinging onto, and generally have a ball.

Female cop

Leg Pillows

A great product for those who miss some nice soft girl legs to sleep on

Who'd You Rather: Female Jedi

Star Wars turns 30! Time to celebrate with some female Jedi!

Flexible

A girl like that could go places. In my bedroom.

Mens Room

The designer had some awesome ideas here!

Train Surfing

Train surfing is a dangerous and usually illegal thrill-seeking activity which involves riders clinging or “surfing” on the outside of a moving train while trying to avoid falling off during its acceleration. Practitioners are usually young people under 25. Potential accidents include collisions with poles and viaducts/tunnels, electrocution from an electrified overhead wire or third rail, injury when falling/jumping off, getting run over by the train itself, and getting crushed between the train and a station platform.

What a Hottie!

Beleive it or not, but this is a woman.

Screaming Marine!

He may've survived a tour of duty in Afghanistan, but he wasn't ready for the might of the Giant Slingshot who doesn't care if you've shown bravery on the battlefield, it fears not men, nor the minds of men, for it is a destroyer of manliness.

Train Sledging

Take one train, a sled, and a maniac with balls where his brains should be and you have this: a man being pulled along by a train while he lies atop a sled. Hey, at least he got a seat, of sorts. This is MADNESS!!!

Train vs Truck

Lucky no one was killed

Dumb Kids Lie Down on Train Tracks

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

Toy Train the Future of Transport

It may be small, and may look simple, but scientists are well on their way to putting this technology into motion which will one day be the way train and subways are all built.

The Cock Train?

Every Sperm Counts

I train to marry spiderman

who would be able to keep an eye on this child

Police Pack Human Cargo In Japanese Train

Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

Train Inspector Nearly Hit Twice - OMG!

Somehow this lucky train inspector avoids getting crushed by two different trains within seconds of each other.

Trainspotter Nearly Creamed By Train

A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!

Man Goes Through Bridesmaid's Train

Ladies, you better snap this guy up-- he's a keeper. He's the only one who was smart enough to go through the lady train on his back to get a closer look at the cabooses.

Coming On Like A Freight Train - WTF!?!

This is cool, how often do you get a first person view of a train derailment? All aboard for a rickety ride to beat any roller coaster. This is for real, so come get your sh!ts and your giggles.

Train Soaks Pedestrians In Buenos Aires

A train plows through a flooded street in downtown Buenos Aires and completely drenches a bunch of pedestrians.

Train Destroys Truck - WTF?

Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.

Epic Train vs. Flood!

Don't mess with a train, not if you're water, fire, earth, wind, plague, swarm of locusts, anything. Trains are badass. Just look at the wave this one creates, if only I were there with my surfboard - I would've been crushed like a bug. Awesome.