The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Use Their Weapons

Finally the TMNT get badass, realising the weapons they carry are actually limb-severing, organ-splicing tools of destruction. Maybe now we’ll get to see some X-rated footage of April O’Neil too. But not with the turtles that would just be sick.

Turtle Arrest

Aww, they're hauling him away. Probably for eating too much pizza

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Ninja Frisbee Dog - WTF!?!

Proof that Darwin was right, the animal species is evolving at an alarming rate - OR, this dog really, REALLY likes Frisbee, enough to want to climb a tree like a trained ninja and retrieve it - AWESOME!

Ninja Business Card Master

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Jedi Ninja Cat Attacks

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

Ninja Fail = WIN!

Now this guy is a true ninja, look at the grace with which he flies through the air, attacking that ball with the venom of a warrior. And then he does it again and gets that guy in the face. Awesome.

Ninja FAIL!

Way to hit yourself in the baby maker, i'd consider adoption if you wanna start a familt buddy! This guy failed at being a ninja from the start, because for one you can see him. Everyone knows a true ninja is imperceptible to the human eye.

Hangin' Out With A Real Ninja

"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.

Ninja Turtle Soup – Epic Meal Time

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.

Ninja Nuns

The sisters of this abbey took to martial arts to protect themselves from an increasingly dangerous neighborhood. They kick butt and take names... so they can pray for their victims later.

The Ninja Glock: Weapon of a Boss

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

Ninja Cats Do Wing Chun!

You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.

Carrot vs. Ninja

Billing itself as a quick tale of violence is going to peak a few interests, and this short film delivers big on the entertainment front. It’s like Bugs Bunny, Roadrunner & Mad Max all rolled up into a big fat one. So sit back, get yourself some popcorn

Ninja Say What?!

Ninja WHAT?!!! How has it take till now for an edit like this to have been made? Pure genius! But the main thing to remember here is its "Ninja" not "Ninjer". A mistake like that could cost you your life in certain parts of China town!

Ninja Vajayjay Magic!

Ah, a foaming vagina. Of course! An ancient deadly ninja art that sadly has long passed from human knowledge. It’s time it was brought back, with a vengeance. It wouldn’t be such a bad way to go - Prepare to enter the WTF? zone!

Ninja Carpenter

This amazing dude throws a sawblade through 2x4 - I can't believe what I just saw! Pun intended, but that still was pretty crazy.

Ninja Business Card Master

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Ninja Sex Party

It could be the best party of the entire year but i just dont think it is going to make it. oh well i would have liked to see that chick party.

Ninja Cheerleaders

It was a time for huns, it was a time for ninjas, it was a time to combine the two! Throw in Hiro's dad & you've got a great movie by all accounts!

Ninja Sex Party - WTF!?!

This poor old ninja has had enough of slicing and dicing and he wants a more fruitful life of dancing and nookie. You'll see.

Ninja Minami

She's a 21 year old busty gravure idol from Japan - This multi-talented hottie releases her own DVD's & has appeared in hundreds of magazines in Japan. And her name is one letter from ninja.

No Legs Ninja FTW!

Don't mess with this guy, he may have no legs but he's still a ninja, a fearsome adversary trained in the warrior arts who can kick ass better than you, it's the mark of a true and epic champion! We need to sign him up to the team NOW!!!

Ninja Frisbee Dog - WTF!?!

Proof that Darwin was right, the animal species is evolving at an alarming rate - OR, this dog really, REALLY likes Frisbee, enough to want to climb a tree like a trained ninja and retrieve it - AWESOME!

Ninja Sex Party - WTF!?!

Ninjas getting jiggy, who would ever have thought it? It could be the best party of the entire year but i just don't think it is going to make it. Oh well, i would have liked to see that chick party.

Epic Stop-Motion Ninja

This is a awesome at is best based, centered around a good old-fashioned ninja duel. Just a couple of covert agents from the feudal Japan era, duking it out to see who's the one ninja to rule them all. It even has shuriken. Enjoy.

Ninja Fail = WIN!

Now this guy is a true ninja, look at the grace with which he flies through the air, attacking that ball with the venom of a warrior. And then he does it again and gets that guy in the face. Awesome.

Super Fast Cat Attacks - Jedi Ninja Cat

Wow, this moggy would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car being launched into space. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.