Man catches octopus and eats it alive

What's the problem? He was hungry!

Not fair!

That's not playing fair at all!

Scary Toilet

Holy crap...he'll never try to take a dump there again!

You suck at Photoshop #4

More quick tips from a condescending asshole that uses Photoshop

Grabbin on the Air

That news reporter is getting pretty frisky with his partner

Suck My News: The Return of Philip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

You Suck At Photoshop #10: Vanishing Point

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Silly Asian girls know what they want

Looks very natural, doesn't it?

Stick shift fellatio

That car is having the time of it's life

Octopus Takes On Shark

Find out why Captain Nemo crapped his pants whenever he spotted a tentacle.

OCTOPUS CAMOUFLAGES ITSELF

I can not believe this clip is real. I understand an octopus can camouflage itself with its surroundings but I never believed it could be done this well.

Suck My D.......

This might be the best proposition she gets all week, if only she had heard it the first time she might have had time to get in there before the end of the call.

Zune Commerical

The weirdest, most fucked up commercial for a Zune you'll ever see. Is that a walking penis I see?

Eye-Fi

Everyone wants a solution to their porn addictions, and this commerical presents an option.

Odd Todd: Eyeball Hypochondriac

Health insurance doesn't fit into Odd Todd's budget.

Gross Eyeball

Pop it like it's hot - er ... or gross. Yeah, it's definately gross.

Grab that famous breast.

Crappy, slimy housemate

Not only is he late on the bills, but he leaves a gross slime trail everywhere he goes

Don't grab the boobie.

Octopus

These animals are the weirdest, squishiest things ever

Extreme beach wedgie

That's one way to keep him from going in the water...one really really painful way

Great window decor doesn't go very far with cops

Who says he's getting a ticket? I do.

Anime cartoon grabs his knob

I don't think they meant to convey this, but it sure looks funny!

Fly Sucker & Toad Licker

Two young lads dicuss their vices.

the airbag

the airbag

for sadomasochistic woman

for sadomasochistic woman

Arab work

Arab work

Just Checking

Wrasslin' is a little gay

Gross giant slug slugging it's way down an arm

It's crazy enough that these things can grow to be this huge, but to have it sucking on your arm? Nasty.