Farmer stuck in a machine; cuts own arm off to survive

Without a second thought, this farmer uses a little pocket knife to saw off his arm and survive. That's just insane.

Extreme Swiss Army Knife

Pracically has every option available to man on it!

Polly Pocket playset, complete with knife

Looks like prisoners have been making toys, and one of them lost his shank!

Vagina Cut out

CUT and PASTE by chickymicky - music video

I dig it.

Dude's got himself a new pair of nose knife holders

Talk about painful, but I bet he doesn't mind

A cut girl!

I am from china, my english name is jojo, rum more places make more friends
Now i am senior student, thanks for friends like me, my Hobbies is golf, design wesite, swim, drawing, photoshop, music, shopping, I just designed my business website http://www.asiahandbag.com and http://www.good-handbag.com over 3 weeks ago..And I just feel Im not getting that many views at all..It seem like they are staying the same...How am i supposed to sell, if no one is really going thru my items...I feel my website is website worthy, and have tried to remain confident, i will promoting website myself, i think my website will more and more popular, come on jojo!

Extreme Pilots barely Land

It's gotta be terrifying landing a plane with these crazy winds!

McVodka

Coming up on the menu, vodka!

Cut your disgusting hair!

Going to need a chainsaw to get that stuff un-grossed

The MacGyver hair salon

Get your hair cut here and you never know what you'll walk out with

The making of a baby cake

After this was done...would you dare to stick a knife into it to slice it up?

Amazing magic trick that's sure to impress

You've all seen the cutting someone in half trick, but never like this!

Knife Babe

This chick knows her way around a butterfly knife a little too well. Better watch out when it's her time of the month.

Nice haircut.

That poor animal!

"Satisfaction" Director's Cut Benny Benassi

Turkey Dress Up

Why exactly would anyone do this

Huge Cucumber Deepthroat

Knife Nail

Turning fingers into deadly weapons

Dragon Gem

Fight your way through levels, your only weapon a sword.

Too big for her to handle

Well if she can't fit that in her mouth, no way can she please aBum readers!

Knife Defense and Disarm

For all you that live in the ghetto, you best check yo'self before you reck yo'self

Cucumbers

Pandas are the cucumber's enemy...another great one from Weebl

How to stop someone from attacking you with a knife

Use at your own risk.

Psychic Knife Skills

Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. Even if you think you have got this trick down sooner or later you are going to come up short and get hurt.

Terrible knife throwing act stopped for safety reasons

He wanted to show off his throwing skill, but the judges were worried they'd have a bit of "dead kid" to deal with

Sweet Car Commercial

Hard to keep your head on in this road!

Xbox Mod

Sure, it looks cool, but I have a feeling it doesn't work anymore

Happy Marriage

Maybe he married her for the money

I Wish my Lawn Was Emo

Don't we all.