TOTAL Dedication To The Cause!

Some people have to take it to the extremes, don't they! Solving a Rubix cube whilst sky diving in a blow up rubber dingy must be a bitch of a way to solve the puzzle - Don't forget to pill the cord you smug bastard!

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while. Pwnd.

Motorcycle Noob Total FAIL!

4 wheels good, 2 wheels VERY bad indeed! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

Motorcycle Noob Total FAIL!

Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Total Hottie FAIL!

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

Total 'Dream Girlfriend' Material!

There IS such a thing as perfection - Not only will this girl get her friends together for wild parties with you, she is absolutely stunning. It's a rare combination of pretty face, ample assets, a perky butt and a commitment to please her man. Perfect!

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

Total Senior Portrait FAIL!

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!

Father & Son Survive Car Total

This is one you simply have to see to believe. A van obliterates a passenger car, sending a father and son flying across the street. Amazingly, they survive with no major injuries.

Total Recall - Official Trailer

Remakes are usually utter crud, the sort of film that if you're a fan of the original you'll want to tear at the screen with fury and tear your hair out at why-o-why would they do this!? But this looks awesome, it even makes Colin Farrell watchable.

Total Body Transformations

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. I just knew i had muscles. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these amazing body alterations posible. Respect

Total Blackout Game

Now THIS is a gameshow i'd watch! The idea is to smell something then name what it is, all in total darkness. All sounds fairly reasonable right? Well that is until one of those things is a sweaty mans ass. Epic.

Total Senior Portrait FAIL!

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!

Before & After - Total Body Transformations

For some of us that sit at a computer all day, having the odd slice (or 10) of pizza to keep us going, the thought of shedding the pounds and toning up to a six-packed muscle-bound human might seem impossible. Apparently though it isnt.

Total Body Transformations

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these body alterations posible. Respect

Total Blackout Game

Now THIS is a gameshow i'd watch! The idea is to smell something then name what it is, all in total darkness. All sounds fairly reasonable right? Well that is until one of those things is a sweaty mans ass. Epic.

Liquid Replant - Total WANT!

Prepare to witness awesome! Sometimes science can be really cool and amaze you. The slime can be applied to any surface and material and will repel any liquid that touches. Think. No more dirty clothes.

TOTAL Sweeties!

Prepare to start salivating and enter the 'OM NOM NOM' zone, i can guarantee that every possible desire will be satiated, every wish will cum true, every appetite will be totally quenched - Oh yeah, there are also some cute chicks here as well !

Total Nerdcore-Tastic !

Not sure why it is, but chicks wearing glasses (& very little else) kinda do it for me ! Her name is 'Countess' and i reckon she would treat you like royalty if ever you found your way into her bedroom - As close to total nerdcore as it gets !

Total Dream Girlfriend!

There is such a this as perfection - Not only will this girl get her friends together for wild parties with you, she is absolutely stunning. It's a rare combination of pretty face, great bewbs and perky butt and a commitment to please her man. Perfect!

Total Chick Nerdcore-Tastic !

Not sure what it is, but chicks wearing glasses (& very little else) kinda do it for me ! Her name is 'Countess' and i reckon she would treat you like royalty if ever you found your way into her bedroom - As close to total nerdcore as it gets !

Total Bitch Fight Carnage

This bitch fight is from the game 'Dead Fantasy 2' and it's just about as intense and non stop as you could possibly get - If you had a choice of watching just one bitch fight in your life i would suggest you try this one - OMG !

Crane Collapse FAIL = Total F.U.B.A.R!!!

If a huge crane collapses and there's a camera to film it, does it make a for awesome footage & horrendous sounds? Yeah, it does.

Motorcycle Noob Total FAIL!

Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Total Roid Woman

This total roid woman will crush you!

Total Voluptuous Villain Babes

A stunning compilation of the foundry babe and they look mighty hot in this video. Luckily they have left the minging ones out of this to save us, awesome!

Total Voluptuous Villain Babes

A stunning compilation of the foundry babe and they look mighty hot in this video. Luckily they have left the minging ones out of this to save us, awesome!

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Lin Yu Chun & William Shatner - Total Eclipse of WTF?

The Taiwanese heart throb blob and the inimitable Captain Kirk fight their way through this 1980s classic. I bet you thought the day would never come, but it's here and it is a thing of rare and hallowed beauty. These guys need to cut a record like NOW!