She'll Chew You Up

Usually the term maneater is used to refer to a woman who goes through men like a teenager does tissues, but this one is actually quite scary and I wouldn't be surprised if she did, literally, eat men.

Sorry, Wrong Number

If M. Night Shyamalan made a film about two people having a conversation on the phone about a cat, it would probably turn out something like this, as the tension mounts and we wonder just what has happened and who exactly is the cat. Gripping.

Everybody Is In Expendables 2

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

Checking Her Hair

Most people obviously check their hair right after a car crash

Carmen Gives The 'Come On'

Get ready for a nipple tassel-tastic time, that stalwart of the nouveau-burlesque scene look mighty fine on Carmen here. My only qualm is they should be smaller, much much smaller. In fact, just take 'em off. AWESOME!

Crazy Drunk Driver kills 2 and injures everyone else

Chick's hair is so tough it takes her guy right down

That's some tough hair!

Happy family

This is Miss Pig, whose owners found her "yelping like a dog" just three weeks after she was born.

FaceBook vs MySpace

Forget FaceAche & photos of girls at the mall, or playing with dumb toy dogs, MySpace is where it's always been at for cute chick photo phun - In the rush to join the social media revolution we ALL forgot what got us on the internet in the first place!

How NOT To Park Your Jet Ski!

This should probably be avoided at ALL costs, unless of course you are some secret agent with a submersible truck, or a genetically mutated being that can deal with breathing underwater - UBER FAIL!!!