I Wanna Eat My Chicken Fried Lady!

MC Jelly Donut makes deep fried grease laden poultry even more upsetting with this cannibalistic ode to a mutant half-woman, half-KFC freakozoid. She’d be the junk food lady, the perfect girlfriend? OM NOM NOM!

Pelican Eats Bird

That bird fights to the last, trapped in the gully of the beast!

Baboon Attack

Watch out for hungry baboons!

Yummy!

Right down the throat with you, fish!

One Fish

One fish for them all!

Watch out, bird!

He's toast. Well, dinner, I mean.

Not enough room here for the two of us

Seriously, if you play chicken with two locomotives, you should really realize what the outcome will be

Brave Chicken

Control the chicken to arrive the destination, earn more scores and kill monsters.

Spicy Chicken makes you Gay

Just look at the sign!

Erotic Dinner

Either this is a sexy dinner..or it's greasy and gross

Chicken runner gets tackled after his class run

Now EVERYONE is going to know who it was!

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

There is no other way to describe this other than...wow.

Chicken with Herpes

Is this sign under a painting or something? Because I'm curious to see it.

Keep 'F#cking' that Chicken News Fail

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.

Fatso Screams For His Chicken

What a horrible fat scumbag this guy is. it pleases me to know he will have a slow grimey death due to being and super fatso. As if he whats a chicken burger this badly.

Wierd Lesson in Chicken Biology

Not sure if the chicken came before the egg, but he does prove that rednecks still have too much time on their hands.

Free-Range Chicken McNuggets

Colorful Chicks

This is how they test hair color, right?

Robot Chicken - Star Wars

Chicken horror movie

Do you think they eat it after they're finished watching?

Chicken Catcher

Watch as the poor helpless chickens get sucked up into the machine. Oh well, chicken sandwiches are great!

Mocking Bird

This is one stubborn little bird, he's found the right place where he wants to perch and he'll be damned if he's moving from it. So what if it's a car's windshield wiper? Just grip firm with his little feet and troll away.

Axe-Wielding Bird Attacks!

Nowhere is safe from this axe-wielding maniac of a bird. Well, if you're a toy that is, because it seems this maddened bird is on a destructive, violent mission to rise up and kill the toys that have for so long silently mocked it.

Suicide Bird

No matter how many times this cat throws a paw or a set of sharpened teeth his way, he continues to inch his way ever closer. You can just imagine a group of doves just off camera egging him on.

The Amazing Lyre Bird

A fascinating creature that can mimic any sound it hears in the forest. So that means other animals and… Rebecca Black’s hit “Friday”? Huh? WHY!? Even the woodlands of Australia aren’t safe from the horror of that pop turd.

Bird, Run for Your Life

Bird is trying to run away from tigers, and this looks so scared.

Plane Hits Huge Bird In Flight

A small plane comes in for a landing and slams a massive bird that gets stuck on its left wing.

Huge Bird Scares Chick Into Pool

There's nothing better than seeing a babe get wet & pranked at the same time - I'm sure that this was much better than whatever the crowd actually paid to see.

Bird Cat Love-Hate

This certainly isn't natural, bird and cat living in sort of harmony. The cat just taking all those pecks to the face without even a swipe. What's going on? This must be some alternate universe or something.

Bird vs. Cats

Although you'd think that this bird was outnumbered by what is perhaps its sworn and most hated enemy, he just doesn't seem to give a damn. Instead he cunningly uses his beak to nip them on the tail, then he can steal their food. Clever bird.