weird face, weird body

Nice Expression

She has posing down to an art.

The New Hotness

Whatever. They look stupid.

Nice date.

When she said she was going out with the 'class clown', she wasn't kidding.

Drumming Face - WTF!?!

This guy's turned his face into a drum, what have you done lately? Yeah it may not be entirely good for his well being, but sometimes you have to make some sacrifices. And sometimes those sacrifices are your face.

Pop Singer Smacks Chick In The Face

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

Chick Smashes Face Against Diving Board

Proving that the difference between WIN & FAIL is very slim - If you watch closely this diver still pulled off a pretty decent dive even after slamming her head against the board.

Guy Slingshots Ball To His Face

Figuring out a way to rapidly deploy balls to his face? Another item checked off his bucket list.

Wannabe B-Boy Falls On His Face

All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.

Duck Face

What is it with some chicks and that duck face, huh? (don't excuse the pun). It's an insult to ducks, to lips, to the human face goddammit! Why not just smile, that's a lot cuter than looking a gurning retard. This is a great song though.

Girl Lights Face on Fire

So, you're trying to be a fire breather but have no professional training whatsoever. No problem, it can't be that hard, can it? All you need is some blonde hair and you will have the mental capacity to achieve total success and entertain millions on the interwebs. FAIL!

Fire Ants + Human Face = Pain!

Why stop at your face, why not get your friends to cut open your skull with an old butter knife and put the ants directly on your brain. This man doesn't know the meaning of the word regret as his face swells into a bulbous mess. Dickwad.

Face Fart Females FTW!

What is there to say about this? One voluptuous brunette holds a blonde chick and farts in her face ! Although the blonde seems to be fighting against a mushky full of air biscuit - She'll have to try a lot harder than that to avoid facial flatulence.

BBQ Grill Fire Explodes In Cameraman's Face

The cameraman's arm is ok! It was cooked rare so flavor wasn't completely cooked out. But the face was a write-off, oh well better luck next time.

Dumb Hotel Room Accident Bloodies Face

This kid bloodies his nose and mouth in a stupid accident. Most accidents that occur in hotel rooms are a less painful but you feel the pain for about 18 years.

Worst Face Plant EVER - OMFG!

He looks like he got off lightly considering they practically throw him onto his face. Not quite sure what they're trying to achieve here in the first place, other than slamming their buddy's face onto the ground which they excel themselves in!

Peace Through Face Sitting

Sit on my face and tell me that you hate war...Forget marching on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. this is a much more fun way to bring about world peace. This guy's onto something - All he is saying, is give face sitting a chance.

Cat Drops Monitor On Owner's Face

Cats, you never know what they are really thinking - SO cute, but yet so eveil! Was it an accident or was this cat paying back his owner for not feeding him on time? We may never know?

How To Wax Your Floor

This guy should have listened to Mr Miyagi! Here's more satire from those denizens of The Onion, & in today's lesson we learn the perils of waxing a floor.

Barack, I Learned Your Face

No one can do the down-turned meh mouth like the current President of the United States of America, he's just got it nailed. Well, no one could do it until Angela Merkel stepped up to the challenge, no wonder she's the queen of Europe.

Exercise Band Snaps Dude In Face

This dude is all smiles till the band slips off the bosu ball and smacks him in the face, wiping than smile right off there

Joey Barton: Coming in Your Face

Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with? These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

Wannabe B-Boy Falls On His Face

You push the envelope and sometimes the envelope pushes back...and OUCH! All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.

Kissy Photo Face

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

Duck Face

What is it with some chicks and that duck face, huh? (don't excuse the pun). It's an insult to ducks, to lips, to the human face goddammit! Why not just smile, that's a lot cuter than looking a gurning retard. This is a great song though.

Dubstep Face Making Skrillex

Most people can't even dance with their feet, this guy can dance using his face, it puts us all to shame really, everyone needs to make much more of an effort -- well, he;s either dancing or he's really, really drunk.

Lindsay Lohan's 'Same Face'

H'mmm, not that IS strange, however much LiLo changes her face always seems to remain, not just a bit, but EXACTLY the same in every picture she has taken of her. Not convinced? Take a look.

Redneck Turkey Hunting

These guys do an awesome job showing their friends how the recent hunting trip went.

Self Inflicted Face Plant

This dude stands on the edge of a box and falls forwards, slamming his face on the edge of a metal chair. You kinda want to know what was going through his head, or maybe not? You get what you pay for - FAIL!

Japanese Schoolgirl Face Farting

Yep, you read the title right and yep, it does exactly what is says on the tin. Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Japanese culture where men are men and chicks fart in their face. You have a some kind of problem with that?