Rachel Zoe Saying 'Literally'

This is like, literally, like, Rachel Zoe literally saying literally, like, literally, all the time. I'm literally going to slice my ears off with her teeth if she says literally one more time.

Get Up (Rattle)

If you think you party hard, it’s nothing compared to how a duck rips it up when it wants to have some good times. They are secretly bad-ass and a law unto themselves. Ducks are evil muddas! The mallard especially likes to get down with its funky self.

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Stunt Bike Draw

Desperate Housewives, mmmmmm

Nice commerical full of milfs

Immigrants are terrorists now, too

Thanks media, for making idiots fear another thing, and smart people hate you more.

1 Day Movie

Flash (Duffus) wake up to a phone from Angel (Watson) announcing that his being released from the prison and wants the €500K he’d left with Flash for safekeeping. Short of the full amount and pushed for time, Flash is forced to strike a deal with evil (Duncan) who more than lives up to his name. 1 Day follows Flash’s race against the clock as he’s pursued by a rival gang, the police, his three irate and babymothers and his granny.
http://www.1daythemovie.co.uk/1day.html

Everest College Commercial (Hood Variant)

This is Everest College commercial, West Coast style, so put down that nasty ass streebo and listen up to this brother. Do something with your life and go out there and learn a vocation, like how to cut up dope and get down with Everest yo. Peace.

Teen Daredevil Narrowly Misses Train

This idiot in Australia dashes across railroad tracks and just misses getting hit by a speeding train. Don't attempt this at home -- it can only be done in a train station, by a complete moron.

Neon Bra'd Cutie

This girl is so rave even her underwear glows under the buzzing brightness of ultraviolet lights, just look at that fluorescent neon green. Forget subtlety with this chick, she wants people to see her erroneous zones and she's highlighted them appropriately.