I Want To Kiss You!

Currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!

Star Wars 30 Rock Opening

We're all familiar with the Star Wars opening crawl, that yellow writing heading off into the distance. Well it's time for a change, it's time to familiarise ourselves with the unfamiliar sight of Star Wars opening creds styled like 30 Rock.

i assume someone got fired for this

Smart Car Crash Test

Ever wonder how one of those cute little Smart people movers stands up to a controlled crash test?. Well, lets just say you'll pretty much be a stain left on the road.. but hey there is an upside.. it'll be a green one!

Can Men and Women Be Friends?

It's a question that humanity has been asking itself since the beginning of time: can a simple friendship between men and women exist? Well, it's kind of telling that men say no and the women seem to say yes. Either that or it's some clever editing.

Daughter's & Their Man 'Friends'

Looks like this girl had an eventful night, looks like she got plenty of horizontal jogging done, so lots of sexercise, and she doesn't even get in trouble with her parents? You know it must be an advert because in reality they'd be going mad!

The Flood!

George W. Bush get gay with his gun while fighting the enemies of freedom

Fireworks Under Ice

Who knew that two of the most staple things of winter combined would be sooooo awesome. Simply buy some cheap fireworks, get down to your nearest frozen lake and start shooting the fireworks underneath the water. Brilliant.

Hot Wheels

Racing looks cool, but it has it's dangerous side. This crash totally wasn't the dude's fault, so he must have been pissed to begin with, but when the wreck catches fire too, I bet he was totally livid. Still, good job he had a camera in the car for us to watch.

Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

Would you date someone's avatar? Generally speaking they're probably much better looking than the actual person behind it, you'll be lucky if they're even the same sex. So yeah, I would date your avatar, but it would stop at that.