Stick shift fellatio

That car is having the time of it's life

Silly Asian girls know what they want

Looks very natural, doesn't it?

Suck My News: The Return of Philip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Suck My D.......

This might be the best proposition she gets all week, if only she had heard it the first time she might have had time to get in there before the end of the call.

You suck at Photoshop #4

More quick tips from a condescending asshole that uses Photoshop

Lollipop Ladies Suck!

What could those lollipops put suggestively in their mouths mean? Is this some sort of lollipop conspiracy, did I miss a meeting everybody had. You leave the room for five minutes and everything changes...Oh wait, I think I get it now. Filth!!

Suck My Balls - WTF!?!

I find it troubling how some people find it quite normal to be asked this, have we reached the point in our evolution where it's seen as a normal everyday occurrence that some douche randomly approaches and asks you to do this?

You Suck At Photoshop #10: Vanishing Point

More Hot Turtle Sex

Since everyone is loving the other turtle sex video so much, here's one with really big turtles!

12 Sitcom Situations That Suck in Real Life

Life isn't like television. If you could deal with romantically aggressive, obsessive nerds or complete deadbeats going after your daughter, having a high-stress job without ever actually being there or date two people at the same time with hilarious results, then life would be amazing. So, for a quick dose of high-octane reality, here are the most commonly used sitcom situations that would actually end horribly.

Great window decor doesn't go very far with cops

Who says he's getting a ticket? I do.

Fly Sucker & Toad Licker

Two young lads dicuss their vices.

I Gotta Pee

P-Diddy is the weirdest fucker out there. Now, on his show, you can watch him take a piss, and boy, he LOVES it.

the airbag

the airbag

for sadomasochistic woman

for sadomasochistic woman

Arab work

Arab work

Here's one way to last longer (2 of 2)

For those girls who like the taste of plastic in their mouth

Gross giant slug slugging it's way down an arm

It's crazy enough that these things can grow to be this huge, but to have it sucking on your arm? Nasty.

Sucking from the wine box

The best costume ever?

BBQ-ish Cop

Bbqbeefburgerman fights crime in this action packed movie!

You suck at Photoshop #8

More tips about graphic design from this foul-mouthed teacher

Scary oldie practices her BJ techniques

On a scale of 1 to 10 in weird, this video rates in the billions.

Turtle Rape

When this guy doesn't get what he wants, he gets physical!

Sucking on the donkey beer bong

Gulp that four legged goodness out of that long hose

the solution it is the money

the solution it is the money

Deep Throat Microphone

Little bit of an oral fixation?

Sucking down the clouds

That's one amazing storm!

Sucky Parking Ticket

No, it's not the ticket that is sucky.

Milk Chick

She loves milk so much she gets it right from the cow