Please Give Me One Million Dollars

So, you want to know how to get rich? Yeah you could slave away for years or come up with some innovative online idea. Or, you know what, like this guy you could just ask rich people for money. Yeah, good idea, huh?

Baseball To Head

For the hundreds of times I got beaned while at bat its hard to feel sorry for a pitcher getting dropped by a line drive. Not as bad as in the nuts, but some of these balls are going FAST!

Toe-curling Nightclub Snaps

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Lettuce Tits

There's a salad I'd love to munch on

Vanessa Manillo's Legs

Bon Joviver

If you've ever wanted 80s stadium rock music to sound like it's being sung by a man who lives in the woods with only tree trunks as company, then these guys are your men. For they take Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name" and give it the Bon Iver treatment.

Fez-Marie 'Tiffany' Whatley Tests Out The New Stripper Pole

There's a brand new stripper pole in the Opie and Anthony Show Studio, so instead of having a hot stripper try out the thing, we brought in the...ahem...next best thing. Fez Whatley from the RON & FEZ SHOW, which can be heard on XM Satellite Radio, immediately following the Opie and Anthony Show. Fez is dancing to Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman"

Mercedes and Walker

When Mercedes Walker met: the only white bear of Great Britain gained a friend in the face of a polar bear from Germany, which brought in its enclosure at a zoo near Glasgow, Scotland.

The Firm Movie

Loosely adapted from Alan Clarke’s 1989 classic TV film, Nick Love’s film is set earlier in the 80’s and retells a similar story to the original – but from a different character’s point of view. The film centres on Dom, a young wannabe football casual, who gets drawn into the charismatic but dangerous world of the firm’s top boy, Bex.

Delicious Meat

Good thing it's kept refrigerated all the way to the store