Speed Demons: Fastest Car 462mph

2 Senior citizens break the land speed record for fastest non-jet powered vehicle, it sure beats dribbling down yourself at the retirement home. And they're not even satisfied, they now say they want to go even faster because they don't give a damn.

Behold the “Tailless Whip Scorpion”

These people are displaying some fucked up logic. Ordinarily when you come across a freaky looking insect that will haunt your dreams for many years to come, you give it a wide berth - What you don’t do is put it on your face like these crazy mofos.

Russian Police - "Get Lucky"

Meet the Russian Interior Ministry Ensemble, dressed up in their full regalia, swinging hips, singing harmonies covering one of the hits of the year. You couldn't make it up.

The Commuter

Holy Hell! This action movie starring Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire and the one and only Pam Anderson was shot on a mobile phone, the Nokia N8. It's pretty impressive, it was shot in mobile HD too. Is this the end of the iPhone 4? Does anyone care? Hell no!

Pink Terror - WTF!?!

A man in a mask smashing a watermelon with a baseball bat, with a Stephen Hawking voice over. I have no reason why he's done it other than Phantom camera + slow-motion = cool. Win.

Police Dog

He may get the hat, but he's still on a leash.

Hit 'dat shit!

Crossing Sixteen Lanes

Desperation or craziness made this guy try to cross sixteen lanes of freeway. He almost makes it, too!

Paintball Minigun

Admit it; you want one. I totally do. In fact, I want 3. 2 to dual wield and one for Sunday best. Now that I think about it I might have another one that I just use for decorating purposes...

Hawt Felicia Rocks Out

What could be better than watching a hottie like Felicia rocking out is a skimpy shirt to an awesome track? Well on this Monday nothing so sit back and enjoy.