Super Chuck Norris Bros. Is Action Packed

This is a video of Super Chuck Norris Bros. Allegedly it's a real game somebody has been working on. Basically you roundhouse kick the shit out of a bunch of goombas, grab a chainsaw or shotgun, destroy the tree and hills in the background, and all around kick ass. What surprised me was that Chuck Norris was caught playing in a video game. Chuck Norris doesn't play video games, he bangs my girlfriend while I do. Then he beats my high score while she's making him a sandwich. Hit the jump for another video of the game with some kid talking over it complaining about how it's stupid Chuck can't die or lose in the game. Ha, like Chuck Norris could ever die. You moron.

The Assport Potty

Would WOULDN'T want to take a shit in this??

Crappin out the Force

Oh Darth, we caught you on cam!

Japanese potty training video - now with subtitles!

Some of you may remember this video from a while back, and now someone has gone and translated it in to English. If this doesn't convince you that Japan has the best TV ever, nothing will!

Freeloaders

Something tells me they didn't pay for a ticket.

Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate

LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

Who wants to go to the beach?

Looks a little bit crowded...

Prepping for the Toilet

Is it really that bad in there?

Port o Potty fly trap in Iraq

Look, it's one of the most disgusting things you'll ever see!

Pimpin Porto

When you need to crap in style.

Port-o-potty

Take a crap at 5 miles per hour

Wow, they sure packed these trucks.

Bringin home the apples

They must really love their fruit

Extreme Traffic

That's probably more traffic than that road should handle

Cats everywhere!

That's a room that probably doesn't smell all too good

Prepared

She's ready for what's coming

Crowded subway

I would NOT want to be waiting to catch that train!

Take cover!

How many people can hide behind a single little car?

Wrong Side

He's not the smartest one of the bunch

How can you even ski like this!?

There's no way they aren't going to hit each other

The Dog Car

Is there room for a human driver in there?

Overloaded

Just how many people can they squeeze on this damn thing

Bought Some Apples

Just a few.

Holy Water

Don't drink the holy water in here

Biking with the family

But with only one bike!

Port-o-potty users are in for the surprise of their life after they've done their business

Wait...they weren't peeing in an office before, were they?

Golf Cart House

So this person lives in this or what?

Redneck Party Boat

Well, it's better than them pissing in the water.

How many people can you fit in a port-o-potty?

One of life's great mysteries, finally answered.