Hell, that's a pretty good ratio if you ask me

If it's not a very good job, at least it'd make a pretty good sitcom

You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

A Good Reason To Buy A Car?

I love commercials for cars. It does make you want to do something that has nothing to do with automobiles. Serriously though, all ads should be like this. Just ladies in bathing suits.....and cars!?

Life Is Good

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing chicks, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

Feel Good? (laugh & you go to hell)

Quite possibly the greatest cover of all time, this girl is sure to go far. Covering Feel Good Inc. by The Gorillaz isn't easy but she has called on all her skills to pull it off. Being deaf and slightly retarded definitely gives her the edge she needs.

Today IS A Good Day To Die!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

A Good Cause To Get Behind

It's always a good idea to get behind something that takes your interest, something that you can put all of your efforts into & enjoy the fruits of your labours. Personally i make sure that i always have multiple causes to get behind.

She's Too Good For Everyone

How many times has this happened to you? You've gone to a party and spent the entire time trying to get with the really cute chick while all your buddies are off drinking and having fun? Well, this song's for you.

She's Too Good For Everyone

This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.

Staring at Bewbs Is Good For Your Health!

Finally, vindication. All those years, thousands of them, men's eye lines have been heading at a diagonal and looking straight at the chest. Now, it's beneficial to our health, which is why we did it anyway. We knew, our bodies knew.

Feel Good? (laugh & you go to hell)

Quite possibly the greatest cover of all time, this girl is sure to go far. Covering Feel Good Inc. by The Gorillaz isn't easy but she has called on all her skills to pull it off. Being deaf and slightly retarded definitely gives her the edge she needs.

Always Nice To Have Good Friends

In soviet Russia, door slams you! With the aid of your mates, to swing you properly.

Damn It Feels Good to be a Lannister

If you haven’t been watching Game of Thrones then laugh along when your buddies laugh, nodding your head vigorously so you don’t look like some kind of loser who doesn’t watch shows about medieval dwarfs.

Today Is A Good Day To FAIL!

And it's also a good day to crash, I'm talking nutshots, collapsing buildings, ski accidents, faceplants, little kids getting pwnd all done with a running commentary of TF2 sound files, which are all surprisingly fitting. People getting hurt rules.

Looks Good In Lingerie

This beauty looks totally gorgeous in her delicate white smalls, so you can only imagine, and imagine vividly, what she'd look like without it on. Now there's something to occupy your idle thoughts for a while. Enjoy.

The Treasure of Good Luck

From time to time the municipality of Rome cleans the famous Trevi Fountain and gathers coins thrown by tourists “for luck.” This procedure is performed under the supervision of Carabinieri who count all coins. According to the special order, each coin becomes community property once it has touched the bottom of the fountain. Tourist donations bring Rome hundreds of thousands of euros annually. These funds used to go to the charity. But during the time of crisis, Rome has decided to spend them on the needs of the city.

Smoking’s Good For You (& other bad stuff)

Every week we read that something we believe is bad for us actually has beneficial health effects. This week it’s coffee, before that it was pizza – and every other day it’s red wine. But can these stories really be true?

Hot Chick Getting Into Shower

Some dude films a smokin hot chick undressing and getting into a shower from outside her window.

7 Hottest Hacker Chicks in Internet History

These 7 computer freaks are a security breach we'd totally let happen. To us. As men. Hacker chicks have got to be the internet's greatest product. Their mix of intelligence, geekiness and sex appeal is a code nobody wants to crack, and the fact that they play with fire makes them that much hotter. So here are the hottest hacker chicks in internet history along with their stories, what they're good at and a few pics of what they look like.

Flying Kick Into Vending Machine

After an unsuccessful try at dislodging his Ruffles, this genius decides to kick a second time. It'll cost him a lot more than 99 cents.

Fugitives Fooled Into Surrendering

Dozens of excited men and women walked into the Giants Stadium Club under the impression they were going to get a free Wii, trip to Atlantic City and meet NFL players. Instead, they got a free ride to jail.

Crazy Driver Crashes Into Music Store

Crazy Driver Crashes Into Music Store - Does exactly what it says on the tin!

Raw Video: Car Slams Into Dollar Store

Police released surveillance video from inside a Dollar General store where a car crashed through the front door, hitting two women.

Super Hacker (and still a virgin?)

Johnny Lee Miller eat your heart out. This kid is obviously the real deal. He is now in possession of the IP addressess of all 10 people who use google. Think of the havoc he can wreak! Tune in next week & watch him delete his system 32 to double his RAM.

Hacker with cell phone from train station in Utrecht

A hacker takes control of a huge display at a train station in Utrecht from his cell phone ( with subtitles )

Drop Sh#t & Still Make It Look Good

Dropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though.

Good Time Girlz FTW!

I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends, as long as they have big butts and their idea of dressing up is to go out in a thong or micro-bikini. Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.

Why CoD Isn't Good

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

Daniel Simonsen on Good News

A comedian without any actual jokes is a rare creature. Not only does this guy not have any jokes but he’s agonisingly awkward. Plus a thick Norwegian accent and you’d expect him to be terrible. Somehow though he’s totally hilarious.