Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

There is no other way to describe this other than...wow.

I Built A time Machine To KILL Hitler!

You think you're cool with your MacBook & roomba well this guy built a time machine, that paradoxical tool beloved of Hollywood. Only trouble is when you start traversing the constructs of spacetime your flatmate might steal your cereal. Bummer.

Alien Sex Machine!?

"It's intercourse Jim, but not as we know it!", unless of course you just happen to be one of the growing millions of internet-addicted virgins going steady with your laptop - Always remember - In space no one can hear you FAP!

Epically MASSIVE Fireworks Machine Gun!

There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(

Washing Machine Self-Destructs

Well, maybe thats not totally true, it might not have done that just by itself. It did kinda have a little help from a dude with a HUGE brick - WTF!?!

Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Epicly MASSIVE Fireworks Machine Gun!

There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(

The American War Machine

A mashup of Joe Rogan's recordings focused on America's insatiable appetite for war & the perils & pitfalls of democracy as it stands. If that sounds a bit too depressing for you just turn off the volume and salute at all the U.S flags instead.

The 40mm MEGA Machine Gun!!!

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?

School Band plays Rage Against The Machine!!!

Forget the usual appalling attempt at the William Tell Overture, this high school band rocks out to some serious R.A.T.M - Worth watching for the chick in the red tee shirt who takes it FAR too seriously!

The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Cat Machine Gun FTW!

Now here's something you don't see everyday & i for one demand that this is made mandatory for every cat owner! Part of me feels kinda bad for the cat but that feeling only lasts a moment, then i fall about on the floor laughing till i cry - OMG!!

The Milk – F#ck Machine Nick & Kevin

Sometimes life is waay stranger than fiction & sometimes reality is just plain WTF! Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke? What did I just watch? Who the hell are these people, and why are they playing Cardiff? I’m scared…

Hamster Fighting Machine

Remember that breakfast machine from Family Guy? This one kicks it's ASS

This had to have taken HOURS to set up, definitely watch this, it's just amazing!

Massive Vending Machine

Hmmm, what to choose?!?!That is the question

Crappy Job

So THAT is how the ATM machine spits money out!

Guy Gets Hair Caught in Machine

Most companies have rules about tying up long hair while operating heavy machinery for this very reason. The bald patch is a look that is definitely coming back into style, though

Washing Machine Hump

I think this guy got more that what he bargained for...

Machine Gun Scare Prank

Starting our scare video contest right, these roommates decide to wake up their buddy with a pretty gangster alarm clock.

Knockout By Exercise Machine

This dude loses his grip on a lat machine bar and it slams up into his chin breaking three of his teeth.

Flying Kick Into Vending Machine

After an unsuccessful try at dislodging his Ruffles, this genius decides to kick a second time. It'll cost him a lot more than 99 cents.

Bendito Machine

Heres a pretty weird but cool animation of some machine and ancient egyptians.

Chick Pwns 2 Guys & a Washing Machine

This chick watches in amusement at two workers as they struggle to carry out her washing machine. Finally she pushes them to aside and loads it by herself. Cool, but wasn't she meant to be making then a sammich?

Delmer Builds A Machine

Not sure what this young kid's done, he looks like he may've divided by zero at one point though, because things get a bit weird.He builds a machine that can shoot so high, it finds god. But the last thing you want to do is start a war with the heavens.

Silly Asian girls know what they want

Looks very natural, doesn't it?

You suck at Photoshop #4

More quick tips from a condescending asshole that uses Photoshop

You Suck At Photoshop #10: Vanishing Point

Suck My D.......

This might be the best proposition she gets all week, if only she had heard it the first time she might have had time to get in there before the end of the call.

You Suck at Photoshop

It looks like the creators of iconic web comedy series You Suck At Photoshop — which was full of design tips and personal attacks — suck at sodding off and not coming back to the interwebs.