We're Having A Baby!

Pregnancy is a wonderful time for all involved, a chance for the would-be mother to feel her child growing inside her and the proud father to set up the nest. And of course there are those 'special' photos. Oh dear!

this guy is about to be shot by the girl's boyfriend

this guy doesn't look to happy about the style he's got going on

The Ugly Duck

Short story about life in the park.

Any guy who's banging that many chicks has a lot more to worry about besides STDs. Am I right?

The 7 Most Epic Stadium Collapses of All Time

After the Minnesota Vikings stadium, The Metrodome, collapsed due to a snow implosion, it's time to look back at some of the most epic stadium collapses of all time, what happened that caused the collapse and how they fell: videos and pictures included.

Funky Time FTW!

Now this girl is very inventive, she's not just shaking her booty for our delectation and delight, well she is, but she also uses the wall to get down with. It's good to see that sort of experimentation.

It's Shower Time!

While the idea of showering with your clothes on is not one that should be advocated by anyone, you can't really complain too much when it comes to this Argentinian honey. Because what she lacks in lack of clothes, she makes up for with a great butt.

Fast Food Sushi – Epic Meal Time

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

Fast Food Sushi – Epic Meal Time

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits of All Time

In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always insulting, yet always intelligent at the same time and 2. if the Hollywood Foreign Press was expecting anything different than what he's done with the majority of his body of work (The Office reinvented uncomfortable comedy and made it into an art form, these videos are all extremely offensive to most of America), then they need a better hiring department.

Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest people in the world, so here are clips of him tackling truly offensive material in such an artful way, that what he did at the Golden Globes not only makes sense, but was absolutely hilarious.

Good Time Girlz FTW!

I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends, as long as they have big butts and their idea of dressing up is to go out in a thong or micro-bikini. Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.

Snow Time

Winter is arriving in the Northern Hemisphere, bringing chilly winds and heavy snowfall to many regions. In late November, Seattle and Vancouver experienced an early snowstorm, parts of New York State are still digging out of a recent storm, and many parts of Europe are now enduring a deadly cold snap, with temperatures in Poland falling as low as -33C (-27F). People all over are donning their heavy coats and gloves and heading outside to either battle the elements, or find ways to play. Collected here are recent photos from northern areas where winter weather has made an impact, and some of the ways the people and animals are dealing with the changing seasons.

Tequila Taco Night - Epic Meal Time

It's more epic heart attack time. And this time they're making tacos that will make your heart burn like a nuclear furnace and your arteries solidify into transfats.It's time to get your lard on.

Time of My Life

What is a life? Huh? Is it just a two minute sped up compilation posted on YouTube? This is 17 years of Dan Hanna's life "taking 2 photos a day as my head rotates in sync with the Earth around the Sun." Conclusion: He looks better with longer hair.

Top 10 Fattest Criminals of All Time

Criminals aren't supposed to be entertaining, but when they are as big as an U-haul truck, it's hard not to laugh. From the woman who sat on her boyfriend and killed him to the 600 pound man who scammed restaurants for years to the violent pothead who shot his mother over a burger from Rally's, here are the fattest criminals who have ever used their weight as their power (and/or weakness) in the history of fat criminals.

Epic VFX Time

The special effects master, Freddie Wong, teams up with the epic meal guy to make epic special effects. So you get a storm of guns raining down, planets taking up the sky, and lots of cool cars and helicopters.

It's Time For Phun!

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

The 13 Greatest 24-Hour Diner Fights of All Time

In light of the recent viral videos of the latest Denny's fight and the video of the Fox News crew being attacked outside of an IHOP, we felt it was right to put together the greatest diner fights in the history of 24-hour American food joints opened in bad neighborhoods.

Bedroom Babes Sexy Dance Time

It's time for a bedroom babes to shake down their booties, gyrating their thang for the world to see. They should make this into an Olympic sport, so we could award the best of the best for their prowess and athleticism.

The Sloppy Roethlisberger - Epic Meal Time

Time to bust some arteries and visually take a step into a transfat wonderland, yet again, of heart-exploding food that will cause a ruptured stomach just from viewing it. Over a 100,000 calories in this bad boy.

It's Bath Time !

There aren't too many other ways a party could get any better than this for a red-blooded male, but alas, it looks like it's girls-only - This has got to go down as one of the greatest acts of cock-tease ever uploaded to the internet - OMFG !

Booty Time

This bootie-ful babe knows how to shake her tail feather and knows how to wear a minuscule bikini that shows off the best of her abilities, namely her buxom butt. A solid performance all round really, she gets a ten out of ten.

EPIC Night Time Surfing!

This is Mark Visser and here he is big wave riding in a notoriously badass area of beach in Maui, Hawaii. At night. Yep, that makes him pretty cool. And wearing all those lit up clothes makes him looking like he's surfing in some gladiatorial TRON-style battle inside The Grid.

Time For Girlz To Go WILD!

Yep, it's that time again, time to sit back and let the drinks flow, the music play and the party to get into full swing. Then the moment you've patiently waited for arrives as it all mixes together - Babe MAYHEM!

Pert Party Time Perfection!!

I like to party, you know, everybody does! Well at least that's what the song says & if I'm in the party mood, which is pretty much all the time, then I like to be surrounded by girls who like to get their freak on, like this hawt bunch!

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Malcolm Tucker’s always a good bet. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Bath Time For Hiroko Sato!

The super-sexy Japanese gravure idol & star of horror films is back and looking hotter than ever ! - I have no idea what the hell she is doing in the bath, because the more i keep watching her, the dirtier she seems to be getting - HUBBA !

Puke Time

So, is this what you call love and understanding? A woman puking right next to you, probably because you're wittering on about love and understanding. With that sort of cheesy talk it's enough to make anyone puke.

Hair Cut Time

When your friends are this funny and cool who needs enemies? You snooze you lose!