I said "superisze", bitch.

Hippie Attention Hoe-Athon

Now we around here care about nature and the environment the way that any right minded people should, but these people?, well lets just assume the academy award acceptance speeches were written and rehearsed well in advance. LOOK AT ME!!

Hawt Hezzy!

Dayam, this bikini doesn't leave much for the imagination, which is exactly how we like things. I wish this sort of nano-bikini would take off more down at the beach. In fact screw the beach, I'd like to see this worn everywhere from the office to the library.

A Leap Of Fail

There's just something awesome about seeing an animal that's as smug and self assured as a domestic cat attempting something and failing abysmally. Here's one trying to leap on to a cabinet and failing. Hard.

Bringin home dinner

That's enough fish to feed the entire village

Fear Of Spiders: Justified

Yeah, the small ones might look cute & all that but NEVER be fooled, just because you are scared of the bigger, hairier ones, don't underestimate the destructive power of the little arachnid b#stard!

EPIC Teachers Sex Tape FAIL!!!

Now this is one lesson you would remember for the rest of your life if it happened to you - Think how psyched you would be if you teacher accidentally brought in a sex tape instead of the normal class video. Gets sex education out of the way i suppose - GENIUS!

An elderly Brazilian 23 years sleeps in a coffin

Every Friday for the past 23 years, an elderly Brazilian Zelia Rossi from the southeastern Brazilian state of Minas Gerais, not go to sleep in a soft bed, but in a real coffin.

Bitch!

She may be, but that's not what I'm concentrating on!

Cock Polishers

Genius name for a business.