Convos with My 2 Year Old: Fashion

Let Coco the toddler (in the guise of a fully grown man) school you in the fine and fancy art of fashion.

Accordion school

Just think of how awful that room sounds right now. Noisy and disgusting!

Alien Hotel Receptionist

Look at the telltale signs, the bulging eyes, the flapping movements, it means either one of two things: this woman has drunk too much coffee, or she's an alien. And logic dictates that it must be the latter. Call the Men in Black.

Marisa Miller

So hot, she was probably born on the sun.

Why Don't You Just Die - PLEASE!!!

Don't you just hate it when people tell you they have an iPhone, but really it's just a cr#ppy iPod touch! How dare they even begin to believe you would assume they are cool...I mean, an Apple product - UGGH!

Party Boxer Knocked Out Cold

Important things to remember at a party, especially after you have been dringing - You are NOT invincible! Great knockout, but I think I like the winner's look of genuine surprise at his KO the most.

Tiny men or giant couch?

Hard Drive Table

Sweet geeky hard drive table!

Guy tries to jump off of a roof

He jumps of the roof aiming to fall in the pool and misses..guess this guy could not hit the water even if he fell out of a boat!

Booty Time

This bootie-ful babe knows how to shake her tail feather and knows how to wear a minuscule bikini that shows off the best of her abilities, namely her buxom butt. A solid performance all round really, she gets a ten out of ten.