A very Rude Elf to make sure u get what u want this Xmas

This site is hilarious, a great way to make sure people know what you want for Christmas..

Lonely Dave: Dinner Date

Wouldn't you love to find someone that you could share all your innermost feelings with? (Assuming your innermost feelings aren't filled with hate and bile, like Dave's.)

These guys couldn't get a date to save their life

Someone online found his mother's collection of tapes from working for a dating service - how embarassing!

A Really Bad Date

Funny commercial for a dating service that shows
how badly a date can go without a proper match-up.

Dude gets the best revenge ever on his ex-girlfriend

What do you do when your girlfriend screws you over? Date her mom!

Man proposes during halftime..but it doesn't go like he wanted

The 2nd date is the best time to propose, right?

How To Bring Home A Date When You Have A Roommate

Having a date over to your place for the first time is nerve-racking enough without having to worry about your embarrassing roommate.

Twins!

Cat has two sets of ears

It's a mutant!

All Ears

Gives new meaning to the phrase.

Extreme Facial Jewelry

Quite the assortment of spacers and rings and whatnot on his face

The Fear Hole 2

Dan coaches a gelatinous, tentacled parasite on e-dating.

Perfect Dating

Take after take, this guy never gets it right. I'm sure there's a woman out there for him....maybe not.

Nerdy Date Guy

I'm sure this personal ad will have women fighting over this fabulous catch

Confined In Darkness

Jenny is forced to change to ask out the boy of her dreams.

Date Me Girl

She looks hot enough, she must just be a big fucking bitch if she needs to plead the internets for dates

Less Than Three

It's a computer fantasy that could only be done through the use of animation.

On a blind date with a crackwhore

This mild nerd has no idea for the night he's in for after the blind date show hooks him up with his perfect, drug riddled match!

Bring a Condom on the First Date?

Should a guy bring a condom with him on a first date?

Bad breath?

Lol

Everyday

A shy encounter between a gentleman and a young lady and their mutual secret admiration.

Why do Asian girls go for white guys?

Finally we're going to find out the answer! (Do we really care?)

Real Rabbit ears. CLICK HERE

Pimp My Sleigh

First you can customise your sleigh and submit to the gallery to show it off.

Then race your customised sleigh (or choose one from the inventory) in the Sleigh Slalom in a fast and furious downhill race that will really test your slalom skills. Are you ready for the challenge?

The Killing Murderer

A young couple go to Make-Out Point for a little romance... murder follows shortly after

Dating Show Bitch

This guy sure puts up with this annoying cunt a lot longer than I would!

Elves?

Not just elves, but LESBIAN elves! (I hope)

Casual Encounter - Episode 1

Painfully Horny Sexy Singles searching for a date...

Sleigh Away

Help Santa retrieve his presents from his stolen sleigh.
Fire stars at the sleigh to release the presents but watch out, that pesky elf is throwing baubles at you.

would u date her???