security guard from the future

TSA Confiscates Salad Dressing, Passenger Steals It Back

Man has salad dressing confiscated by airport security, steals it back

Bunny Bust

We were filming for the Apple Insomnia Film Festival and a security guard didn't think our movie was too funny.

Robert DeNiro Homeland Security

Love this skit from SNL featuring Robert DeNiro giving us the latest news on the Terrorist Watchlist Front. Even one of the Greatest Actors of all time is capable of making us laugh via Schoolboy Humor. And yes, He's Talking To You!

The Heart of Tornado - Security Tips

Everybody who had luck has never met a real tornado. Tornadoes appears as a rotating, funnel-shaped cloud that extends from a thunderstorm to the ground with whirling winds that can reach 300 miles per hour. They may strike quickly without any warning and can make excessive damages.

Webcam catches two men stealing from an apartment

These guys never suspect a thing, they just keep coming back for "easy money"

Windsor Castle Guard Scares Girls

A Windsor guard will never stop, not even for a photo-op - These dudes are uber-hardcore!

Kid loves ghost riding the whip..until his car gets stolen

It was only a matter of time until someone took advantage of this

ATM Pisser

Ok, so he removed his pants, and then pissed in a plant? Did he get his money?

Heist

You're a thief, but not just any thief, the best thief ever.

Dude Scares Security with Fake Ferret

This chick is freaked when she thinks a ferret is about to eat her face. haha

Man dresses as a tree to rob a bank

He's one of those newfangled eco-friendly robbers

Dude caught on camera..stealing a cat

Maybe it's like the cat from Men in Black and has a universe around it's collar...or maybe this guy is just a nut job.

Airport Security: The New Candid Camera

Well this latest tool at the disposal of airport security officials certainly leaves them little to the imagination when it comes to giving you the once over. Note to self.. The sock down pants 'Pseudo Package' a NO GO!

Windsor Castle Guard Throws Up On Duty

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus. These guys are SO hardcore it's freaking scary, still it makes for some great viewing!

Stealth

A stealthy thief strives best to accomplish his task, facing myriad obstacles

Real life Italian Job goes down in Dubai

These guys drive two cars right into the middle of a mall and make off with millions in jewelry and cash.

Explosive ATM

Nobody will be getting any cash from that thing!

ATM Scam

Trick an ATM machine to give you extra money--beautiful

Whoa, Fatty!

Holy crap, those pants are NOT for her.

ATM Prank

They all think they're getting free money, but instead get scared shitless

How to Snoop Security Cameras Using Search Engines

Store clerk takes down knife-wielding thief

This lady isn't going to get robbed THIS day!

Tank takes an Iraqi car and turns it into a pancake

They won't be stealing anything with that car anymore!

New Guard

Talk about starting off on the wrong foot..that is a case of bad first impression..

Stupid cop takes home drugs from busts - and gets really, really high

Getting so high you think you're dead is what I would call a bad day - and guess what - this guy didn't get in trouble for it one bit

Extreme police chase flies down the road, smashing into other cars at random

This was not a good day to be an innocent driver going down this road..at least the crazy came to an end eventually.

Casino prize loses itself before the contest

Looks like some people wanted to be winners really badly..

Dream Thieves

What makes you think you won't burn in hell?

Crazy dude fails miserably at a convenience store robbery

He's just freaking out and tossing stuff everywhere..and goes away with nothing but some jail time. Loser.