Drunk Chick Licks Beer Off Floor

Background Weirdo

What, is he singing for the opera or something

Big Partier

Damn cat, always getting wasted and passing out!

Pig is thirst for a nice lager

The family is gettin drunk, so why not the pigs too?

Mind Me Bloody Beer

Keep the drunk from passing out and dropping his beer!

Santa is Drunk

It's up to you to steer Jolly old Drunk Nick down Christmas alley!

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

t’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

A true drunk

It's surprising there is even somewhere he can sit down!

Alex Trebek drunk and on the air

He's had a few beers before...and after this special they're filming. I think it's a wrap, time to air it!

College girls are sluts

Look at them being all cheap with Natty Ice and waiting to get boned

Bong

Even animals in college know how to party

Beware the party beer monster

Yes, it's the overweight man wearing a beer box on his head..ok then

Obama Solves Conflicts

And in the process gets ludicrously drunk and drunk dials his wife...

Beer Pong Accident

Maybe the first time the paper has seen a listing for an accident during beer pong. Ah, crazy drunks.

Shame Rock

Shame rocks are for all the losers who pass out early

Ronald is a friend to all!

No matter if you're crazy, or drunk and passing out!

Reserved For Drunk Drivers

This could possibly be dangerous, as drunk drivers might actually park there!

Owned At Computer

Never pass out near expensive electronic equipement when your mean friends know where you are.

Use The Damn Toilet

Must be a little drunk. Oh well, it's all porcelain.

Bad Night

How would you feel waking up with a hangover AND this?

Drunk Singer

A beautiful rendition of barney's theme song done by one TOTALLY smashed guy. So heartwarming *tear*

Drunk Encounter

Some random drunk dude thinks the submitter is his son, I smell a Maury paternity test.

Drunk St. Paul

Some Drunk guy who calls himself St Paul and thinks he's an angel of god.

drunk couple

drunk sleep

Fun Night

Someone partied a little too hard

Hot Drunk Party Girls #1

Smack 'dat ass up

Kinky Nightmare

This story, while funny, definately has a moral to it

Pirates and Treasure

Sail the seven seas drunk on power and rum.

The Drunker They Are ...

... the harder they fall.