Who will win the Japanese parking challenge

They find the greatest stuff to put on TV in Japan

The Great Hamburglar

Watch out, McDonalds, the Hamburglar is here to steal your cheeseburgers!

The Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts!

The title’s a mouthful (don’t excuse the pun, celebrate it), but they make a good point. If women want to expose their breasts in public, mothers or not, then we should embrace this and champion it, men are allowed, right?

Beer Cap Bikini

Who doesn't like models, wearing bikinis, and dripping wet. Check out the last one, made of bottle caps!

Major League Apple iPhone 6

This is the presentation everyone wishes Tim Cook had made when showing off the latest iteration of the iPhone, but sadly it wasn't anywhere near as much fun.

Rock Out With Sadie

God gave rock and roll to us so we could watch hot girls shaking their rumpus on camera for the whole of the internets to get their rocks off to. Get out your air guitar, kick over your chair, and mosh out. *devil sign*

Up Close and Personal

This has to be fake, because that guy would be creamed

Ni If's - Just Butts!

An ode to ass, a tribute to the derriere, a bibliography of the badonkadonk. So much high quality meat you'll want to go on the Atkins diet. It's like christmas all over again, I think I'm going to have to go on a detox.

Star Wars Jedi Church

If you're going to dedicate yourself to an ancient religion, for one you don't get Sundays off. And for two, well, you better be committed because the path of a Jedi is long and arduous and beset by all kinds of hardships.

You really have to watch where you park your Lexus SUV in Russia.