I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

There's no greater thing you can do at Christmas time then pretend to your kids that you bought them absolute crap and all the stuff they wanted and you promised Santa would bring them, was just a lie. Then when they're crying and hating you, you can feel like a real good parent.

Welcome To The Passion Wagon

It's not the usual sort of "action" you'd hope to get in your car, but hey, you're never going to get a better compliment than this about your bass system, because it's not so much the music that was played but the way it was played.

Thumbs Up For Make Up

If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.

Hitler, the insane Cowboys fan

He was soooo pissed his team lost, and you don't want to see Hitler pissed off.

Vanessa Manillo's Legs

Dewey High 11: Coma

Matt and Greg have a dispute over the ethics of what to do if...heck, just watch it.

Dirtiest living room on Earth

You can't even see the floor in this hellacious living room!

Underwater art gallery

Austrian photographer Andreas Franke has transformed an old sunken ship in the modern art gallery. Of course, the exhibited works are related to the underwater world.

Does Penis Size Matter?

If you wanted to know whether size is a deal breaker or not when it comes to the opposite sex, then have a watch of this which is equally comforting and troubling.

Christmas Is Carmen!

Christmas cam girls are the best thing about the festive season, even Jesus would jump on this one!