Raging Against the Machine

This kid sure is one badass! So angry!

Child Basketball Star

No matter who you are, you'll probably lose to this young basketball master

Pool Table Knocks Kid Out Cold

Proof that playing 8 ball solo is seriously dangerous - This dude slams his head so hard against a pool table that it knocks him out cold and nobody cares. Seriously sad and painful :(

Pokemon Kid

This kid probably loves Pokemon even more than he loves cake, and that's a lotta love folks.

Kid Smashes Escalator Lamp With Head - WTF?

Out Of Order: Which one? The escalator, the light fixture (now), or this kid's brain? You have to believe that there are easier ways to descend a flight of moving stairs!? There's dumb...and then there's DUMBER!!!

Fat Kid Fails At Jumping

A fat kid tries to impress his buddies by doing a simple jump over a couple chairs but doesn't notice the light fixture above until he slams his face into it.

Wheelchair Kid Rushes Soccer Field - WTF!?!

This kid tries to join the on-field celebration before getting yanked off by his dad. Now his dad is probably going to ground him: 'You can't leave your wheelchair for two weeks!'

Kid Loses Fight To Speed Bag

This kid is having trouble with bullies at school so he hits the gym to learn how to fight and the speed bag knocks him out.

Kid Jumps Off One Roof Through Another

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Fat Kid Bounces Down Steps On His Head

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

B-Boy Accidentally Kicks Kid

It's a dance battle. You had to expect there would be some casualties. War is hell, get used to it kid. Nice cardboard by the way.

Kid Folded In Half On Scooter Flip

Turns out success isn't all it's cracked up to be. He'd been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.

Awakened By Airhorn - Kid Freaks Out

Sometimes it's good to be cruel to be kind - And damn funny! Why did his brother have to wake him up like that? He looked just like an angel food cake while he was sleeping. Fat boy freak out X 10!

Fat Kid Catches Ball With Face

When you watch this in slow motion it's surprising how much this kids face compresses when the ball slams into it.

Kid Walks Right Through Spinning Hoop

She learned early on that her options for getting her parents' attention were going to be limited to finding a pole to dance on.

Bathroom Wall Art

This would probably catch the eye of anyone entering the bathroom!

Fat Kid Stuck In Swing

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

Kid Smashes iPad With Baseball Bat - WTF?

This kid buys a brand new iPad at Best Buy, walks outside, and beats the hell out of it with a bat. Seriously dude, couldn't you have pounded on something worthless like a dial-up modem, a VHS player, or a Kindle?

Kid Messed Up By Merry-Go-Round

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this. Sometimes strange things start to happen when you start spinning faster than the planet - OMG!

Kid Dislocates Shoulder On Fence - OUCH!

This dude dislocates his shoulder after his buddies convince him that he can run through a fence. surely he must have watched enough videos on YouTube to know it was all going to end in immense pain - FAIL!

Arnie Watches the Karate Kid Trailer

Let’s get serious for a moment. The new Karate Kid – what the Bejesus fuck is going on with that? It’s in China, the kid’s still an embryo, there’s Star Wars references, Jackie Chan’s Mr. Miyagi? WHY!? Who would let this happen?

Kid Smacks Head Jumping Out Of Car

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window. How much dumber can you possibly get? FAIL-FAIL-FAIL!

Your Kid Driving Your Brand New Mustang

When i buy my mustang if my son even picks up the keys he will be dicing with death because if he even thinks about driving it i will kill him - This kid is gonna be grounded for LIFE!!

Giant Football Hits Kid in the Head

Kids seem to be prepping really early for football concussions nowadays. By the time he is old enough to be any good he is going to be as hard as nails and not have a single brailcell left to worry about wtf he is doing! GOOOOOOOO' OWNAGE!!!

Fat Kid Stuck in Swing FAIL!

Somehow i reckon this kid will NEVER go near a swing again - Butter got him into this mess, they should use butter to get him out. God i'm glad I'm not a kid in this day and age, all your embarrassing moments caught on camera.

Kid Lights His Nose And Cries

It probably is better that he can't smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning brain cells.

Wow.

What the hell is THIS?

Stupid Kid Taunts Cop

This dumb kid runs through multiple lanes of busy traffic, jumps on top of a cop car, then outruns the cop.

Chick Flashes Kid At X-Games

This kid goes crazy after getting a hottie to flash him in the stands at the X-Games. I'm pretty sure that moment will stay with him for the rest of his life. Lucky bastard!

This kid is my idol