Nerdy White Kid: Look at Me Now

Rapping about making pancakes - WTF!?! You hear people rapping about lots of things but this is just weird. Wel,l whatever he is rapping about he is doing it so fast it almost gave me a seizure. Impressive!

Monday Morning Dump

The weekend is dead. It's monday morning which means it's time to get up wipe the crust from your eyes and stagger to the porcelain throne that is Slacker Network for the most important dump of the week. Our pic dump.

apparently elvis is alive, fat, and has huge balls

huge sandwich

Help me with my bra?

Every guy falls for the chance to help a hottie with her bra..I mean really, you would!

Fisherman reels in a shark - dog jumps in and wrestles it to shore

That is one badass dog to take on a shark..and WIN

Dirt Pizza

The reality is.. pizza still tastes great even with dirt and bugs on it. They're lucky he didnt charge for extra toppings.

Drunken Dancer FAIL!

To be honest i'm seriously surprised that the table could hold this chicks weight to begin with, let alone have her dancing on it. Always good to see a girl perform scientific test of tensile strengths and tolerances for the sake of our amusement - LMAO!

The Humpy Awards

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

Cabinet Construction Goes Wrong

Installing this cabinet almost takes this kid's head off. The upside to that every action has a reaction and he won't have had to listen to that music any longer. So every cloud has a silver lining, disguised as a cabinet.