I'd like to cross that tan

I'd like to cross that tan-line border of hers

tan lines

there IS such a thing as 'too tan'

there IS such a thing as 'too tan'

Just look at the douchebags these girls hang out with

Skin cancer by the time they turned 18? Maybe a new record.

A little over-tan

She's past the point of 'bronzed' and to the point of 'gross'

8 year old pays $1300 for a tan

Just goes to show how screwed up the world has become..when a girl pays that much just to look good for a school photo

The elusive "Guido mating dance" caught on tape

If he had a collar, you KNOW it'd be popped, for reals

Guy from the Sky

The guy from the sky makes his debut in a stylish battle to top up his tan!

Remember Tan Lines?

It's really difficult to remember, as the cold winter winds whip around your face and chill your milky-white skin that not so long ago those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun. Sigh.